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KayDayParade - 28/08/2011 00:38 - United States

Today, while paying for groceries, I opened my wallet to find that all my cash had been exchanged for Monopoly money. FML

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boardwalk the fuck out of my resturaunt - 17/06/2019 00:01 - Netherlands - Amsterdam

Today, I received a tip in Monopoly money. FML

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life_suxxx - 06/12/2009 07:43 - United States

Today, I went to the store to buy some groceries. Several hours later I realize that I can't find my wallet. After looking all over my house and then the store parking lot, I had my credit cards cancelled. On the drive home, I feel something under me. It was my wallet. FML

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Classic mistake

暂不提供 - 02/08/2025 21:00 - Singapore - Singapore

Today, I realized I'd lost my wallet when paying for groceries. I had to put all the items back and leave the store feeling so embarrassed in front of everyone. FML

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Pissed - 21/10/2009 10:05 - New Zealand

Today, I was standing in the gas station, pulling out my wallet to pay the $100 of gas I just filled my car with. I opened my wallet and found a note saying "borrowed money for food". FML

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Minus one Karma

Frasier - 10/08/2024 16:00 - United States - Portland

Today, I lost my wallet while out shopping. Panicked, I retraced my steps and found it at a store, turned in by an employee. Grateful, I opened it to find a note that read, "We left the money but took one dollar for karma." I checked. They did actually take one dollar. FML

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quarterback - 23/01/2011 05:43 - United States

Today, while at the vending machine, I put in my $20 instead of my $1. I got my change back in quarters. FML

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Money-money-money - 14/12/2012 02:25 - France

Today, I played a game of Monopoly with my friends. Since I'm of Greek origin, they thought it would be funny to make me start with a €100,000 debt. FML

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whoawhat - 11/11/2009 06:55 - United States

Today, I went to the grocery store where I work to pick up my pay check. After I got it, I headed back to the dorms to take a quick nap before Chemistry later. I woke up, and my check was gone. I later found it. In the form of a text from my roommate saying he gambled away 'our' money. FML

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Anonymous - 09/02/2015 20:42 - Australia - Blacktown

Today, I won a game of Monopoly against my girlfriend. She reacted by sweeping the board off the table, storming out the front door, and mowing down my mailbox driving away. FML

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Ilostsomuch - 04/01/2012 18:30 - United States

Today, I came home to find that my mother had sold all my valuable collector coins for cheap at a local shady pawn shop to buy herself a TV. The coins in question were worth enough to start a business. FML

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DarkHelmet 10

Sunday 28 August 2011 9:21

Go directly to jail Do Not Pass Go Do Not collect $200!!

missmilf 6

Sunday 28 August 2011 9:20

haha how did that happen??

thiscrazything 1

Sunday 28 August 2011 14:21

You shudda ask to roll the dice, for another try. Lol. Well, at least you don't have to worry about paying rent this month, just sent them two houses and a motel.

hooblahblah 1

Sunday 28 August 2011 15:34

lawrenceps 0

Sunday 28 August 2011 15:40

Don't pay with cash next time

xXkingmikeXx 5

Sunday 28 August 2011 16:10

Well thats why people use credit cards

coltsrock37 15

Sunday 28 August 2011 16:29

Drill the cashier with all the metal game pieces and make a break for the exits

HomeAl0ne 20

Wednesday 31 August 2011 3:52

No, club him with the candlestick, in the parlor.

sciencekidster1 8

Sunday 28 August 2011 17:06

If that stuff was worth something, we'd all be billionaires.

lol_marshmallows 11

Sunday 28 August 2011 17:47

how did that even happen?

bfabb 0

Sunday 28 August 2011 18:09

I did that to my friend one time!

bribubbles 10

Sunday 28 August 2011 18:26

at least now you can go buy a railroad for a getaway

TBGreatness 0

Sunday 28 August 2011 18:32

are you Canadian, by chance?

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