By fartz - 31/08/2013 06:04 - United States

Today, while I was sleeping, apparently I rolled over towards my fiancé and told him "We gotta save the turtles!" and had a five seconds long fart. Now he won't stop making fun of me. FML
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camsterjoe 12

I'm glad you feel so strongly about protecting our ecosystem, but did you really have to gas the place?

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courtz94 24

It happened and it is what it is. Just laugh it off. If he's truly hurting your feelings, just tell him. If he doesn't listen, then try to brush it off. If he sees it's not bothering you, eventually he'll stop.

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Dodge4x4Ram 46

girls fart,,don't be uptight about it, that's annoying

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worldclassrager 39

He'll quit eventually it's just a funny thing that happened...and it happens to everyone...

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eternal_malaise 10

OP, it's called Somniloquy (sleep talking). Look it up on Wikipedia. May want to gag yourself before sleeping else a future episode may end up on Youtube.

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TheDrifter 23

Sleeping women with ball gags in their mouth end up on a very different sort of video site.

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annie_nk 22

Sleep talking is common and girls fart. Your fiancé needs to grow up.

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Enslaved 36

"I hear the secrets that you keep When you're *farting in your sleep"

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woiz 11

....and the turtle been saved !!!

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thesaracarrow 2

i laughed way harder than i should've

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MisterEx 28

She was going to. But then she farted for 5 seconds straight and suffocated them all :/

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