Miscellaneous Today, while I was eating lunch at work, I practically had a... - FML

Anonymous - 26/02/2012 21:27 - United States

Today, while I was eating lunch at work, I practically had a panic attack because I'd forgotten to feed my Neopet. FML

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Anonymous - 02/07/2019 14:05

Today, I finally hit rock bottom when I broke down in tears because I forgot to feed my cats in Neko Atsume. FML

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Anonymous - 27/02/2016 11:17 - United States

Today, I forgot to bring my lunch to work. I got so hungry, I resorted to eating antacid tablets from the medicine cabinet for lunch. FML

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Anonymous - 03/02/2025 12:00 - United States - Des Moines

Today, I was running late for work and skipped breakfast. At a red light, I noticed a granola bar in my bag and so I took a bite, only to realize it was actually a dog treat I'd stuffed in there days ago. FML

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Sostupid - 24/01/2011 03:41 - Canada

Today, I had a panic attack because I was constipated. FML

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imalosertho - 11/06/2014 01:01 - Canada - Truro

Today, I was really hungry at work, and my stomach growled loudly. One of my co-workers heard it and thought it was a cat. Ashamed, I played dumb and we ended up spending twenty minutes looking for a cat that I knew didn't exist. FML

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Tuna ice cream - 09/09/2025 03:00

Today, after a week of working 18-hour days, I finally sat down to eat more than a sandwich. Unfortunately my kitchen has become a mess and I bypassed the clean bowl I'd put on the counter and ate my ice cream out of the cat's dirty food bowl. FML

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Today, I was so tired at the pet store I was working at that I accidentally offered a kid a dog treat instead of their dog. He ate it. While his mom watched. FML

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HereKittyKitty - 01/12/2013 20:27 - United States - Carlsbad

Today, after being convinced that my cat had worms due to eating so much food and still looking really skinny, I found out that my neighbor secretly lets his dog in through my pet door while I'm at work. FML

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blowinchunks - 24/11/2009 06:00 - Canada

Today, I found a mealworm in my cornflakes. I had already finished most of the bowl. I didn't make it to the toilet to throw up. FML

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jsmills92 - 21/12/2012 00:26 - United States - Cranston

Today, I once again walked in on my husband eating our cat's food. FML

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Monday 27 February 2012 1:48

That is what the Neolodge is for duh.

randomkayx3 11

Monday 27 February 2012 1:49

I could imagine what happens when you forget to feed you child.

XxgreymoonxX 8

Monday 27 February 2012 3:59

Add me :D Stephaniexyz2 :)

qwertyuiop100 2

Monday 27 February 2012 3:59

dude. get some friends.

hamtaro331 0

Monday 27 February 2012 4:02

Neopet.... And ppl yell @ me for likeing pokemon

RaeBearr 5

Monday 27 February 2012 4:10

Omygod.. this just made my day.. xD

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Monday 27 February 2012 4:16

Damn I haven't been to take care of my neopet in a long time, I wonder how it's doing... *starts making arrangements for neo funeral*

ladywhitestripes 2

Monday 27 February 2012 4:26

wow Neopet are still around? Wait I call BS!

CursedSilent 1

Monday 27 February 2012 4:31

Can we bet on your call of BS?

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Monday 27 February 2012 4:31

Neopets was originally created for college students you know. And no worries, OP, I still play Neopets. =D Although, I don't have panic attacks if I don't feed them. I mostly just roleplay. It's an easy site to roleplay on.

LostTragedy 7

Monday 27 February 2012 4:34

Also, put your Neopet in the Neolodge. And lots of older people play the site. It's honestly a better hobby than drinking, drugs and all that other crap.

hilary56 0

Monday 27 February 2012 4:37

You're old enough to get a job and still play neopets?

firefighter4567 0

Monday 27 February 2012 4:38

U kno once you're over the age of 8-9 u might be to old for that website

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Today, after I had the place to myself for a while and it was easy to clean, my roommate returned and I woke up to trash piling up, dishes everywhere, and luggage full of sweaty laundry. Oh, and it smells like poo again, because he doesn't regularly shower. I want to scream. FML

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Today, My girlfriend and I were watching tv when suddenly one of our phones start going off. We both have the same phone and they were next to each other. She picks up the phone and reads the text message, "I wish you were here! I'd fuck you silly" She gets pissed and runs out. It was her phone. FML

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Today, I didn't have the courage to tell the guy who likes me that I only thought of him as a friend, so I asked my best friend to do it for me. It turns out that her way of doing this is telling him to "Fuck off" and then punching him in the face. FML

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Today, I'm in a relationship in which the sex was great and constant at the beginning. Now it’s so quick, bad and inconsistent, it’s like going at it with a virgin who doesn’t even know how the clit works. FML

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Today, I had to quit my job. Why? Because I don't have a babysitter anymore. All I did was tell them I didn't want them mocking my baby when he cries. FML

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Today, I'm temporarily staying at my parents' place because my mother injured her knee and can't walk, and for the second time, I caught my father walking around with his bare dick. FML

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