By Burnt - 11/05/2011 01:21 - United States

Today, while changing a light bulb, I was electrocuted. I screamed before I blacked out. My entire family was home and heard me scream, but didn't come and check because they were too busy watching Glee. FML
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Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 03/01/2010 16:35 - United States

Today, I was lying in bed, staring at the ceiling with the lights off. It was 1AM and I'd just finished watching a scary movie so I was a little paranoid. I was about to fall asleep when an eerie light lit the room. I jumped, got tangled in the sheets, and hit my head against the bed frame. Where'd the light come from? Not a space ship. Not someone breaking in. It was my phone. FML
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dbss11 3

FYL being shocked sucks!! and your family does too, that's when you get a taser baton and while their watching glee just taze them all and say, hah! how does that feel suckas!? lol

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laney1809 0

I love glee...sounds like something I would do

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CHearts2FHL 12

The Power Of Glee! Gosh,I just adore glee! By the way it is your fault!

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nateshannon1 4

you must be a really shitty daughter because glee sucks. and if they picked glee over you, then you really really suck.

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mieks 18

you can get a shock thats big enough to make you black out but wont kill you. if the tv is not in the Same circuit as the lightbulb, the tv wont go out. but fyl, even just for the fact your family watches glee

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SketchBat 0

Um, you do know you're supposed to turn off the power to that socket, right? -_-

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NerdyWaffles 0

Lmao that really sucks but I love glee.. Im a total gleek

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