Miscellaneous: Today, while at the grocery store, I saw my mother. I thought...

By Anonymous - 16/08/2012 21:09 - United States

Today, while at the grocery store, I saw my mother. I thought it would be funny to scare her by sneaking up and grabbing her ass. Not only was it not my mom, I left the place with a ban from ever returning to that store. FML

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By Idiot - 26/05/2019 02:00

Today, I was in a store with my mom. I wandered off, then walked around looking for her. I spotted her, and decided to put on a ski mask to give her a scare for a laugh. I hid around a corner and yelled "BOO!" when I saw her. It wasn't my mom, and I'm now banned from that store. FML

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HOW VERY DARE YOU?

By Fear of the unflushed…for life, the sentencing. - 10/06/2023 08:00 - United States

Today, I pooped in a drug store bathroom but forgot to flush. I left to go find my mom and found her in the toy section. I guess after I had walked away oblivious, a woman had walked into the bathroom behind me and found the kids I'd abandoned. She then came and found my mom and me, then yelled at me. FML

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By sarahhbear - 17/11/2012 06:42 - United States - Bryan

Today, my older brother thought it would be hilarious to sneak up and scare me in the grocery aisle at the store. I screamed and jumped, knocking half the shelf's contents all over the floor. We're now banned from the only grocery store in town. FML

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Shouldn't have worn a thong...

By Shouldn'taWornaThong - 10/02/2018 07:00 - United States - Tempe

Today, while shopping at my local grocery store, a young boy came up behind me and pulled my pants down while snickering. I was so shocked and horrified that I dropped the f-bomb. His mother yelled at me for "ruining his innocence". FML

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By atleastshelldiefirst - 13/10/2012 00:18 - United States

Today, I was grocery shopping, when an elderly lady walked up to me and tripped over her own feet. I caught her by the arm, at which point she shrieked at me for "groping" her. She ended up smirking as security threw me out of the store. FML

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By what_the_hell - 20/06/2013 08:35 - Finland - Helsinki

Today, while bagging my groceries at a store, a lady came over to me, took a good look at the food I'd bought, picked out an item and put it in her bag. When I confronted her, she called security on me and told them I wanted to steal her stuff. I got thrown out and she walked away with a smirk. FML

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By SilverAuthor - 29/07/2016 22:53 - United States - Detroit

Today, I slipped money into my mother's purse after she refused to let me pay for lunch. She caught me in the act and thought I was stealing money from her instead. FML

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By Stfu lil brat smh - 26/03/2024 05:00 - United States

Today, while I was shopping, I spotted a lady who had the last of an item I wanted in her cart. She went off to the dressing room, so seeing my opportunity, I went and grabbed it from her cart, and put it in mine. I hadn't noticed her bratty-ass daughter next to the cart, who then yelled, “I saw that! Mommy! Some lady's stealing from your cart!” FML

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By disappointment son - 19/05/2017 12:00

Today, I caught and kicked a shoplifter out of my store. The shoplifter was my mom. FML

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By anon - 06/08/2024 16:00 - United States - Danbury

Today, at the local mini-mart, I saw an old friend from high school and decided to surprise her with a hug from behind. Turns out, it wasn't her. It was a complete stranger who screamed, then whacked me with her purse. Now I’m banned from the shop. FML

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SneakyCaveman 13

Friday 17 August 2012 0:10

Is grabbing your mother's ass a normal thing for you?

Dadothy 8

Friday 17 August 2012 0:10

Even if it was your mom why would you grab her ass?

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Gill10 4

Friday 17 August 2012 0:12

Even if that were your mom...it would still be weird

MrBatman 5

Friday 17 August 2012 17:15

You're hot!

Fellsnows 5

Tuesday 21 August 2012 23:37

Learn to speak damn it Even if it was your mother not "were"

Chris122990 4

Friday 17 August 2012 0:12

You a crazy sum bitch.

SqueakyChipmunk 21

Friday 17 August 2012 3:01

For' realz.

kabu3000 4

Friday 17 August 2012 0:12

Of all the ways to scare your mom your first thought is: "Grab her ass!". That may or may not be quite weird.

BuffaloSabres134 8

Friday 17 August 2012 0:12

I dont understand why you'd grab somebody's ass to begin with. Have fun shopping at another store

BuffaloSabres134 8

Friday 17 August 2012 0:12

What you committed was a felony :)

calvo_07 13

Friday 17 August 2012 0:12

Your weird

xLalala 4

Friday 17 August 2012 0:19

My weird what?

itsame0987 18

Friday 17 August 2012 0:20

You're*

TJhudson181 12

Friday 17 August 2012 0:20

You dont say.

TJhudson181 12

Friday 17 August 2012 13:09

I was talking to calvo_07 in my last comment, sorry

txchickadee11 1

Friday 17 August 2012 0:12

What in the world would make you think that grabbing your moms ass was an appropriate thing to do anyways????

ChrisTheCalm 9

Friday 17 August 2012 0:13

Be happy you aren't considered a sex offender and grab someone else's ass who actually wants it, it's better that way.

OhMinty 5

Friday 17 August 2012 0:13

Wouldn't it be even more weird if it was your mom?

Bonzer 2

Friday 17 August 2012 0:50

To be honest I think OP posted this just to see how many commenters call her weird and put YDI. Just a theory.

cuzimablonde 4

Friday 17 August 2012 0:13

If I was your mother and you grabbed my ass, I would be scared........for your mental health.

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