Today, we got free turkeys from work along with salmonella. -... - FML

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Today, we got free turkeys from work along with salmonella. - FML

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Chinese New Year: Dragons and Laughter
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Thursday 29 November 2018 0:21

"What the ****, work? This isn't the kind of 'Buy one, get one free' deal I had in mind!"

BurnInDemonFire 35

Thursday 29 November 2018 0:21

"What the ****, work? This isn't the kind of 'Buy one, get one free' deal I had in mind!"

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