By (-__- ) ( ^.^) - 11/10/2013 21:00 - United States - Minneapolis

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Today, trying to be romantic, I started coming on to my wife while in bed, only for her to yet again say she wasn't in the mood. When I asked why she never is lately, she sarcastically blamed it on the government shutdown, then rolled over to go to sleep. FML
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logic368 8

Man, errbody gettin cockblocked by the government...

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raininginseattle 9

Congrats #2. You must be getting screwed by the government instead.

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ThorPowaa 19

Man, you got shutdown harder than the government.

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bfrishcosy31 6

Looks like this government shutdown is affecting everybody.

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godfathermock 19

Next time don't allow republicans get away with shit. I bet Obama is getting the same answer from Michelle.

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Jst4kicks 16

make sure she isnt cheating on you brochachoo

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AshleyPooo5O3 3

what a lame ass , I would never turn down sex !

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TheDrifter 23

Reeeaaally? Well then...

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shmaidy 17

Maybe you should've gone down harder than the government

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honeybeeki 14

Ladies and gentlemen... This is why men cheat.

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allplayedout 20

Try asking her about it at a time you're not actively pressuring her for sex. Don't use accusatory language like "you are never in the mood," either.

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Emot1on 4

i bet you were just that "romantic" as you r telling here....

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