Animals and Geek: Today, I tried using a water gun to shoot the noisy cats who... - FML

By CatHater - 27/04/2018 02:30 - Israel - Tel Aviv

Today, I tried using a water gun to shoot the noisy cats who always fight near my window. I had it ready along with a bucket of water for quick reloads. I missed on the first try and got the floor wet, slipped, and dropped my phone in the water bucket. FML

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Bloo2555 22

Tuesday 27 March 2018 3:50

Perhaps your phone should have been in your pocket.

Tarlachia 33

Friday 27 April 2018 2:35

I bet you’re real fun at laser tag.

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Lalala579121 27

Friday 27 April 2018 10:03

I am wondering how you miss shooting out of your window so badly that you get your own floor wet...

RichardPencil 30

Friday 27 April 2018 15:35

He loses bladder control in the heat of battle!

Lobby_Bee 17

Friday 27 April 2018 10:04

This is what you get for trying to break up the Cat Fight Club.

Xavier Bourgault-p 6

Friday 27 April 2018 20:47

should have dropped the whole bucket on them... you couldn't possibly miss them and your phone wouldn't have fallen into water

ParkerM77 4

Saturday 28 April 2018 21:37

If you somehow missed the cats with a squirt gun, you deserve to destroy your phone.

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