Today, Tinder matched me with my cheating ex husband. For the... - FML

SwipeLeeeeft - 27/04/2018 20:42

Today, Tinder matched me with my cheating ex husband. For the 2nd time. FML

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Teanna Glassel 1

Tuesday 1 May 2018 2:38

that would mean you swiped right too though...

cbchawks 14

Friday 18 May 2018 12:17

It's not a dating site...

Teanna Glassel 1

Tuesday 1 May 2018 2:38

that would mean you swiped right too though...

cbchawks 14

Friday 18 May 2018 12:17

It's not a dating site...

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Today, I checked on an uncle following his surgery. I got a two-hour monologue of how the internet doesn't really save paper, because he has to print the bills and receipts, plus pay for ink and staples, and that utility companies are really just shifting costs to the consumer by going "paperless". FML

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Today, I went on a second date with a guy I really liked, and we started chatting over dinner. That's when he told me about his paranoia, and how he's unsure if I'm out to get him or not. FML

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Today, I was at the office making copies for a project. As I left the copy room my dress pants caught a sharp something on the door frame and ripped open my pants. All my co-workers saw my pink boxer briefs. Now I'm called "Pinky" by everyone. FML

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Today, I was on a flight home. I wasn't going to arrive until midnight, so I was offered an earlier flight that got back at ten. I got to baggage claims and it turned out they lost my bag. I sat there for 2 hours. The people on my original flight left for home before I did. FML

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Today, at work, I handed an old man his drink, and our fingers accidentally brushed. He gave me a creepy wink and a smile, but I ignored it. He's now been sitting in the store for two hours watching me. Only four hours to go until I get off. FML

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Today, I found out I'm allergic to our new cat. My mom said she'd rather get rid of me than the cat. FML

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