Animals: Today, there are people working in my bathroom. I have the shits....

By shewhopoopsinlitterboxes - 25/07/2014 15:54 - United States - Downingtown

Today, there are people working in my bathroom. I have the shits. The only place I could think to go was in my cats litter box. I've used it twice and am now contemplating using it a third time. FML

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SHAME!

By Poowee - 18/09/2009 04:29 - United States

Today, I urgently needed to use the bathroom at my boyfriend's house. When I went to flush, it wouldn't go down the pipes. After about ten panic-filled minutes, I noticed the cat litter box. I carefully scooped out my logs, and buried them in the cat litter. FML

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You deserved it 49 451

By lifesucks0925 - 06/09/2013 07:01 - United States - Vallejo

Today, I had to clean human excrement at work when the fitting room turned into the shitting room. FML

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You deserved it 2 819

Extreme measures

By Anonymous - 07/08/2022 06:00 - United States - Staten Island

Today, after my landlord has refused to fix the bathroom plumbing problem in my apartment for several days, I had to buy cat litter for myself. FML

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You deserved it 127

By Falcon - 09/02/2012 06:42 - United States

Today, I had to pee in the kitchen sink because my bathroom is being completely revamped, and the only other toilet in the house is my parents'. They refuse to let anyone use it. FML

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You deserved it 2 842

By shittyhall - 26/06/2017 04:00

Today, someone shat liquid poo in the hallway at work. Right. Outside. The bathroom. Another foot and they could have used a toilet instead of the carpeted floor. FML

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You deserved it 362

Can't hold it in anymore

By Anonymous - 28/05/2022 04:00 - United States - Colorado Springs

Today, both toilets in my house were occupied, so I had to shit outside. FML

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You deserved it 188

Walk, don't run

By Anonymous - 19/07/2022 03:00 - Finland

Today, I have horrible diarrhea because of IBS. If I was at home, this wouldn't be that big of an issue, but I'm at work and I don't have access to a bathroom all the time. I also found out I have about 10 minutes to get to the toilet or else I'll probably shit myself. FML

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You deserved it 115

By Numbass123 - 04/05/2014 17:17 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, I was glued to the toilet all day, gushing fountains of crap, due to my own bad cooking. It got so bad that I ran out of toilet paper and had to desperately jump in the shower and stay there for nearly two hours. I can't even feel my own asshole any more. FML

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You deserved it 11 666

Rememberance Day special

By Crappy circumstances - 11/11/2025 12:00

Today, I had to shit worse than I thought possible at work. I left my desk and hurried towards the bathroom, dropping trou as soon as the door closed. I then tripped over my pant leg, hit my head on the toilet, and came to some minutes later with my ass spewing diarrhea like a volcano. FML

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You deserved it 89

By Anonymous - 20/08/2017 20:00

Today, I was told to put away the new toilet paper rolls. I reached in the package only for my hand to get wet, and then noticed the yellow liquid at the bottom. My cat used it as a litter box. At least, I hope it was my cat. FML

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You deserved it 396

SkoomaKi 27

Friday 25 July 2014 23:24

All I can think is: Your cat is going to kill you.

MortenM 17

Friday 25 July 2014 23:23

It's a tough one to ask for though. I wouldn't be very comfortable asking my neighbours whether I could punish their toilet - repeatedly

Comments

QueenofWheels 13

Saturday 26 July 2014 6:10

Wonder where the cats were? Shocked they didn't attack her.

puffthekraken 7

Saturday 26 July 2014 6:28

You're ******** that much a day? What? do you live off taco bell?

asherm 15

Saturday 26 July 2014 10:07

Try Imodium

tehdarkness 21

Saturday 26 July 2014 11:41

No Starbucks nearby?

Evil_Wench 16

Saturday 26 July 2014 12:54

Never let anyone tell you that you're not creative, OP!

kingoftheawkward 5

Saturday 26 July 2014 15:29

Beware the eyes of judgment from your cat.

that_arian 9

Saturday 26 July 2014 15:58

Use your neighbors depending on how violent the ***** are

mullet3388 16

Saturday 26 July 2014 18:07

Go grab some adult diapers!! Or use ur panties

NemusKiller 5

Saturday 26 July 2014 20:12

It's never late to become CATMAN!

False_Stupidity 41

Saturday 26 July 2014 23:00

Or cat woman, since the OP is female.

False_Stupidity 41

Saturday 26 July 2014 22:53

An FML about a woman with diarrhea, desperate enough to have to resort to ******** in her cats' litter box because the bathroom is being worked on and is out of order.