Miscellaneous: Today, the guy at Subway asked if I wanted to make my sandwich...

By Username - 14/08/2011 17:44 - United States

Today, the guy at Subway asked if I wanted to make my sandwich a footlong. I'm not sure what came over me, but before I realized what I was saying, I'd told him that I couldn't handle 12 inches. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/03/2023 18:00

Today, I got flustered by the gorgeous sandwich artist at Subway and ordered a “meat-long foot-ball.” On Rye of course. FML

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By Makeitdance - 11/05/2014 14:46 - United States - Pleasanton

Today, a customer asked me how long our 6-inch sandwich was. FML

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By matte - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Australia

Today, whilst working at Subway, I took an order for 6 footlongs. The entire process took 15 minutes due to the customer's hesitant and glacial pace. When it came to paying, he pulled out his wallet, looked inside, looked at me, and walked quickly out of the store. FML

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By Richie - 20/05/2009 05:37 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I were buying Subway. When it came to ring up the order the lady asked us together or separate? My girlfriend looked and said separate. Half-jokingly, I asked if it was some sort of hint. She looked at me and said yes. I got broken up over a 12-inch ham sub. FML

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By /(•'_'•)\ - 07/09/2013 16:59 - United States - Ballwin

Today, while working at Subway, I was about to take a guy's order. He quickly held up a hand and asked for someone else to make his sub, because he doesn't like "ugly people" touching his food. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/08/2019 06:03 - United States - New York

Today, while working at Subway, I was called a "terrorist" and other names by a customer 'behind my back'. I made him the best sandwich I'd ever made, in order to leave a good impression. Then I had to say the wonderful words, "Your total is $9.11." FML

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By sandwichmaker - 17/07/2011 02:46 - United States

Today, while working at Subway, a man ordered a sub with avocado. When I told him it was no longer available, he screamed, spit in my face and ran out, pushing over an innocent bystander in the process. FML

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By Joey - 07/05/2009 22:39 - United States

Today, my wife of three years asked me to meet her for lunch at Subway. When I arrived, she was standing in the parking lot. She handed me a footlong sub, said "I got you a turkey sandwich" and followed it up with "And I'm leaving you." FML

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By Anonymous - 01/03/2022 10:00 - United States

Today, I went in to get a sub sandwich. I asked the guy behind the counter if he could please put extra pickles on it. He looked at my stomach, and then put a huge handful of them on. I'm not pregnant, just fat. FML

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In vain

By bcf1234 - 15/10/2010 04:06 - United States

Today, I waited in line at Subway. There were two people in front of me. The first lady had seven sandwiches and the second lady had four. So after patiently waiting, I ordered my sandwich, only to have my credit card declined. FML

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amerwin 3

Monday 15 August 2011 1:00

Did he respond with, "but it looks like you can handle two six inchers?"

TheRealHouse 7

Monday 15 August 2011 0:58

that's what she said.. oh wait..

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moonglow93 4

Tuesday 16 August 2011 0:14

Ahahaha I so wish some one recorded his reaction

Juggoro 0

Tuesday 16 August 2011 0:51

Truthfully not many people can so don't be hard on yourself just keep at it.

lebronsucks 3

Tuesday 16 August 2011 4:12

Pervert. Haha

drod8287 0

Tuesday 16 August 2011 7:47

someone is not eating fresh then

cherrylover88 4

Tuesday 16 August 2011 8:07

That's what she said

xlibra259x 0

Tuesday 16 August 2011 16:12

is this a man or woman? lol

emmaw_fml 0

Tuesday 16 August 2011 18:02

Haha. Don't worry it takes time.

justanotherhuman 21

Thursday 18 August 2011 8:20

lol! Sexy, like a car accident o.O

Chrispayne 4

Tuesday 16 August 2011 19:10

He should of said u will never know if u dont try

laurenbaby6 0

Wednesday 17 August 2011 0:07

lmao. that made my day :)

owen1248 0

Wednesday 17 August 2011 2:15

Omg, I died laughing listing to this!

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