Money Today, the bank I use lost 5 billion. FML

Marco - 13/10/2008 08:29

Today, the bank I use lost 5 billion. FML

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The rhythm of the fight
Discover all the best anecdotes from the month of January, with or without snow, with or without you. …

Topher - 25/08/2011 10:16 - United States

Today, I got tipped more than I have in my bank account. It was $5. FML

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Noname - 30/10/2008 05:55 - France

Today, I've just lost over £12,000 and it's not even halfway through the trading day. FML

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Dust in the wind

Anonymous - 15/05/2021 13:59 - New Zealand

Today, I went to withdraw some money out the bank. On a windy day. Next minute, woosh, my money was gone. My last $20. FML

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BrokeAsHeck - 23/03/2018 15:00

Today, for the second time in a year, I am a victim of bank fraud. All my money was in there, and I move today. FML

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Anonymous - 24/09/2015 01:21 - Canada

Today, I found out my bank charged me $50 for not having any money. Way to go bank, way to go. FML

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Thanks, appreciate it!

witt75 - - United States

Today, I was overdrawn $15 at the bank. I paid in my last $80 in cash, only for them to inform me that I've been slapped with $90 in overdraft fees. FML

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Micawber - 31/01/2011 13:55 - Denmark

Today, it was my birthday. I got ONE birthday greeting: from my bank, telling me they were closing my account. FML

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Bunch of bankers, the lot of them

Alyce - 06/11/2020 02:08 - United States - Lewistown

Today, I went to deposit a check, only for them to accidentally deduct the whole thing from my account. I didn't notice this until I went to buy groceries, after the bank had closed. I'm in negative numbers and will get an overdraft charge by the time I can get it fixed. FML

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annoyed - 28/08/2012 17:50 - United States - North Las Vegas

Today, I finally picked up my new bank card after my old one was stolen. It took the bank six weeks and five separate orders to figure it out, on top of which they've charged me a rush fee. FML

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Waiting for that trickle down

amused - - Canada - Toronto

Today, I looked at my bank balance. It read $1.23. That's higher than it usually is. FML

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Tuesday 10 March 2009 19:46

Ask them if anybody bothered to look under the fridge in the break room

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Friday 5 June 2009 23:59

the bank lost 6 billion? ok, who put 100,000 hotels on boardwalk!!!!

linamerri 0

Monday 1 February 2010 4:20

you can thank Barak Obama for destroying our economy..

808heaukulani 0

Tuesday 16 February 2010 13:02

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

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Wednesday 17 February 2010 4:36

The government has to replace your money.

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Wednesday 3 March 2010 4:49

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Monday 22 March 2010 18:02

hahahahahaha I laugh in ur face hahahahaha

mason143028 0

Monday 29 March 2010 17:29

this is fake

WolfsGuns 0

Monday 3 May 2010 6:39

yeah, this does seem pretty fake

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Monday 12 April 2010 4:15

omfg

shitheads 0

Thursday 6 May 2010 2:26

**** all of the people wo have ritten these damn gey comments they suck!!!!!!!

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Tuesday 12 April 2011 4:14

**** all thees rehdnehcks ho tinkhhk its OK to incurrectlee speel everethynnnnn... NASCAR!

NotreallyFunny 0

Monday 10 May 2010 4:23

economy is bad but this is obviously fake

wooters 1

Tuesday 18 May 2010 3:47

hahahahahahha ur screwed op can't he sue tho?

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Today, I invited my girlfriend over to a family lunch, planning to propose to her at just the right moment. My family was in on it, including my apparently disapproving mom, who kept causing a scene to grab my girlfriend's attention every time I went to pull out the ring. FML

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Today, my boyfriend blackmailed me for nudes. When I told his mother, he convinced her it was a joke, and both were laughing at me for being "paranoid". He now wants me to apologise for "ruining his day". FML

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Today, I tried to speak to my wife about my feelings for this coming year, family and work. I thought it wouldn't be a problem as I regularly listen and support her with her feelings, emotional issues, anxiety, depression, etc. She shut me down in 30 seconds and said to stop acting like my mother and being so stupid. FML

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Today, a police officer pulled me over. He asked me where I was headed, so I jokingly replied, "Probably to jail after you run my name". He laughed and took my information, only to then arrest me for unpaid parking tickets I never received. FML

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Today, while at the grocery store, I saw my mother. I thought it would be funny to scare her by sneaking up and grabbing her ass. Not only was it not my mom, I left the place with a ban from ever returning to that store. FML

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Today, I was stuck in the bathroom yelling for someone to get me toilet paper. My grandpa slips a small leaf under the door and says, "This is what I used in my day." FML

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