By Jim - 19/04/2016 17:25 - United States

Today, my son is having housing issues, so I let him stay at my place for a while. Today, he found out that the quiet, dorky-looking professor who lives next door is an MMA fighter. He tried to break into the guy's house in the middle of the night and is now in the hospital. FML
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MrConfusion 21

More like F the professors life! Your son is an asshole!

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sempisaviour 17

There should really be an option saying "he deserved it."

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NYGiants1925 22

You're son entirely deserved that ass kicking.

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ABlindMan 17

But then who was phone?

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SkullHQ 27

Sounds like he's having a bit more than housing troubles. Good luck, OP.

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kaylocca 20

Don't judge a book by its cover. People always think nerdy looking people are weak, quickest way to get your ass kicked.

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Axel5238 29

1 thing most don't know when it comes to something like muttai kick boxers in thailand most don't way over 140lbs but are pure muscle and very tough. Granted being big can intimidate people, but skinny people can be ripped and in excellent shape.

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SpartanMerc 18

The better BJJ fighters are skinny and flexible, it's very misleading.

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the_real_dvd 21

Your son learned a lesson that it sounds like he needed.

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VikingLynne 18

Professor in asskicking. Did your son have to pay for the lesson afterwards?

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davek 36

You don't deserve it. Your son does though.

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slavka012 11

I love the phrases like 'has housing issues'. PC all the way. Why don't you just plainly say that he has nowhere to live? His issues are not housing, his issue, among many, apparently, is being thieving bastard

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Algorithm 24

Or a pipe broke and flooded his apartment. We don't know, but it's not that deep and not worth getting on a soapbox about.

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Colon_Man 17

Ah, yes. The upstanding Doctor O. P. Son was enjoying his fifth vacation to the Bahamas this year when a pipe broke in his quarter million dollar apartment. So he went to stay with his dad and broke into another person's house... Your algorithm doesn't compute.

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SilverInGray 25

Except it doesn't say anything like that. Plenty of thieves also have apartments/houses. Do you think all thieves are homeless?

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slavka012 11

#27. Really, pipe broke? So he moved to his mom's and tried to rob her neighbor? Flawless logic.

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Fairyjoshy 13

Well, if he can't live in his house, then I guess he can live in his mother's house. And he figured that he might as well try to steal something before he moved back, perhaps. But seriously, you, Mr. 25 sound very oversensitive. Chill out. No need to get so petty over what words were chosen.

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Dexter83_fml 17

Sorry OP but your son is a ********. Why would he break into someone's house. He deserved it.... Little shit

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igg125 30

Good thing he was an MMA fighter and not a dude who has a dew guns.

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SpartanMerc 18

I'm an MMA fighter and my home has two pistols and a 12 gauge, plus my roommates pistol, and his 20 and 12 gauge...

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irishmaiden78 23

Same with my bf on top of three well trained dogs. The audacity of this kid is astounding and he seriously needs to get his butt kicked on a regular basis by the sound of it.

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Goblin182 26

Hopefully after the hospital his next stop is jail.

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