By popasquat - 4/12/2018 12:00
Today my roommate was taking forever in the shower. I had to pee like crazy. I danced around waiting and waiting. I couldn’t hold it anymore so I snuck out to the backyard to pop a squat. The relief hit me at the same time the realization that our landlord has security camera in the back yard...FML
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By  julfunky  |  28

You should be fine. Unless that also happens to be the night your place gets robbed, he’ll have no need to check the security footage. Just cross your fingers and hope it eventually gets lost.

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By  julfunky  |  28

You should be fine. Unless that also happens to be the night your place gets robbed, he’ll have no need to check the security footage. Just cross your fingers and hope it eventually gets lost.