By fuckit - 31/01/2013 20:27 - Italy - Rome

Today, my pants ripped while I was at work. I had to keep my balls to the wall while I dodged customers and edged ever closer to the break room. Before I could call my wife and ask her to bring a new pair, my boss burst in, got pissed, and made me go back out and deal with irate customers. FML
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TheChiver 7

To the window! To the wall! To the sweat drops down your balls!

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astralvagan 20

Never go commando to work....

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TheRandomIndian 17

Well sometimes shit happens and you don't have a choice

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outoftown 26

A boss who thinks exposed junk will improve business?! Unless you're in the junk business, I don't see this working well.

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Coop817 19

Unless you were going commando or are secretly a tranny, it shouldn't be that much of a problem.

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AFloppyWetWhale 6

That's what I'm saying!!!

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charvisioku 22

I think the fact that I misunderstood this as you calling your wife to ask for a new pair of balls is a clear sign that I need to go to sleep.

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samcro3 8

Thats when you say screw it and start approaching female customers. Unless you've got an inny, your sales will skyrocket.

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bornaunicorn 12

Oh yeah who doesn't love random clerk peen when at the store...

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GingerNinja7 17

I guess you could say your customers were... In stitches ;)

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Shrouds 14

I could say your comment doesn't make any sense, so i will.

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Pharmgrl03 9

Well did your underpants rip too?

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buckdharma 37

Op got the following customer testimonial: I was sceptical at first, but once your sales rep laid it all out there for me, I was convinced he had nothing to hide...

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Vlad567 5

Just explain yourself next time in a polite manner to your boss things usually work out unless he is a ******* heartless dick then your shit out of luck

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