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Anonymous - 21/12/2011 17:47 - United States

Today, my mom was feeling down because of her gray hairs. In an attempt to cheer her up, I suggested that she dye them. Her hair turned orange. FML

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Anonymous - 28/12/2024 15:00 - United States - Chicago

Today, I decided to bleach my hair but then my mom got mad and put my hair in a bun after helping bleach it. Mind you, it is currently blonde orange and black and I don't think it worked, and my hair is fried. FML

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Hair Fail - 22/10/2011 15:32 - United States

Today, I decided I wanted to dye my hair a medium brown. Little did I know, some jerk switched the hair dye boxes. My hair is now bright orange. FML

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notquitejuliet - 04/07/2015 00:54 - United States - Gibsonia

Today, I decided I wanted to bleach my hair, so I asked my mother for help. Apparently, something went wrong, because clumps of my hair started falling out. Now I'm half blonde and half bald, and my mom is just laughing at me. FML

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xXRowynXx - 05/09/2010 19:20 - Canada

Today, I bleached my hair for the new school year. Instead of blonde, it came out orange, making my hair look like a bloated pumpkin. FML

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Simply red

Anonymous - 07/03/2023 22:00 - United Kingdom - Bradford

Today, I tried to dye my hair blonde using a DIY kit I found online. As I was washing out the dye, I realized my hair had turned bright orange. I had to wear a hat all day to avoid being seen in public with a Johnny Rotten fright-wig. FML

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Oh no, the humanity!

clown head - 24/08/2023 21:00 - United States

Today, I came home to find my girlfriend had dyed her hair a ridiculous bright color. She knows I absolutely fucking despise brightly colored hair on women. FML

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y00na - 17/08/2018 23:30

Today, I thought it would be fun to tint my hair. An hour later, I resemble a blueberry and it looks like a Smurf exploded in my bathroom. FML

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Shrek's Pubes - 22/05/2019 20:00

Today, I tried to dye my hair blonde. Turns out, green hair doesn't suit me. FML

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Anonymous - 04/03/2016 14:52 - United States - Dallas

Today, I made the decision to lighten my hair from dark brown to blonde. I thought the stylist knew what she was doing, but I ended up with my hair fried off and orange. FML

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It's called fashion, Deborah

Fmyhair - 27/04/2009 18:39 - Norway

Today, I colored my hair. It was supposed to turn out blonde, but it became more a mix of red and brown and blonde patches. When I tried coloring everything back, a green tint was added. My hair is at the moment red, brown, blonde and green. FML

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pllamah 9

Wednesday 21 December 2011 22:37

Well hey, at least the gray is gone.

iSnortWaffles 7

Wednesday 21 December 2011 22:37

It's more like **** your mom's life.

hateevryone 14

Thursday 22 December 2011 5:11

you know there are other ways you could've cheered her up.

samaroo0 0

Thursday 22 December 2011 5:24

Just shave her head and buy her a nice wig for Christmas

nochopstix 10

Thursday 22 December 2011 5:31

It only washes out a little bit if its permanent. A better idea would be to strip it with anti-dandruff shampoo for a few washes, then put a toner over it. Or buy her a wig for Christmas.

graham11 14

Thursday 22 December 2011 5:34

143- well duh hair dye comes out. But not immediately, as you were implying in your first comment. I've heard enough of this ignorance! *drowns a squirrel in the toilet while attempting to strangle it with clothes*

graham11 14

Thursday 22 December 2011 5:36

147- apparently, I'm a "man" according to this fine fellow, gurggle. But I like your scenario!!

Troll_spray 6

Thursday 22 December 2011 5:38

*aims troll spray can at gurgle* Freeeeeze! Back away from the keyboard and put your hands up where i could see them!

Troll_spray 6

Thursday 22 December 2011 5:46

*sprays gurggle with troll-spray* STOP RESISTING!! no seriously stfu im running out of ******* troll spray here....

mbrooks5110 0

Thursday 22 December 2011 6:01

If you follow the instructions on the fning box & do a test spot stuff like that can be avoided. Too much common sense eh...

evillittleme 5

Thursday 22 December 2011 6:55

Tell her she can be just like Vivienne Westwood..

moozillanaitor 9

Thursday 22 December 2011 8:28

what's the big issue with red heads???

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