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By Anonymous - 14/04/2009 22:52 - United States

Today, my mom asked if she could use my red dress for her two-week trip to the Caribbean. I said no, because I was going to a party and I wanted to wear it. She called me a selfish, greedy bitch who would stay single forever. I paid for her plane ticket, her hotel fees and her cruise ship fee. FML
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ohhhhshizzz 0

Yeah I agree with #3, you better cancel that trip. that will show her who's a greedy selfish bitch. And while she is wondering why the flight was cancled. say its cause you were a greedy selfish bitch. And then put on the red dress and leave. =] bwahah.

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TheZephyrSon 3

Seriously, cancel her trip. She deserves it.

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JMania 0

With that attitude, your mom herself is probably the selfish greedy bitch. Bet she's divorced right now.

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PenguinBob 0

#68 ur an idiot. she could b like plz but u dont need to b like "UR A GREEDY, SELFISH BITCH". i would make the cruise go to antartica and make it one-way. and then say the greedy selfish bitch thought itd be cheaper to go to norway

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bubs_AKA_vermin 0

i say rub the paid stuff in her face and if she's still a bitch, cancel the trip. :)

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mehwhateverr 0

Refer to #3 and #6

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Monty_Python 0

Damn. FYL big time. Not just for the comment but for having an insane bitch for a mom.

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