Animals: Today, my husband let me sleep in while he worked on the landscaping...

By Deconstructed - 19/05/2009 20:13 - United States

Today, my husband let me sleep in while he worked on the landscaping by our backyard pool. Ready for a shower, I stripped naked, opened the back door to let the dog out, and stepped out to ask him how it was going. Turns out he'd finally hired a landscaping crew. FML

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Today, after weeks of slaving away, I finally wrapped up the last house project on the backlog. I decided to take a day to relax around the house in celebration. My wife spent all day following me around, moaning that I never go anywhere, and that she never gets any space. FML

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life_is_life 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 2:12

you stepped outside naked? LOL. well, dont worry i bet they enjoyed it.

Yeoman 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 2:12

haha thats awesome. Im sure they loved that job, and theyll be back ANYTIME.

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Starburstracecar 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 20:18

#83 - You have got to be the coolest 16-year-old I've ever heard of! Where do I sign up to "hook-up" with you on a consistent basis??? ... Not... You definitely made me LOL, though :-P OP - I think YDI. I just can't see why you would take your clothes off before you let the dog out. It baffles me...

Dashuhn 1

Wednesday 20 May 2009 20:20

ITT: #83 makes shit up, goes home to do LARP as a level 17 king of the Ogres! Hail to the king?

Sessee 4

Wednesday 20 May 2009 21:23

#10 Let her dog out through a window?

coffeennicotine 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 22:28

Okay, seriously, who the **** walks outside naked. I live in a city, and wouldn't want my creepy ass neighbors staring at me. I mean in your own house, whatever, but don't go outside with your business hanging out for the world to see.

x0xcarolinex0x 4

Wednesday 20 May 2009 22:41

...so you stripped, then decided to leave your bedroom (or area with all the bedrooms and bathroom if you don't have a master bathroom) and decided to go outside? why not do this before you take your clothes off?

drunkmonkey 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 22:50

better question that no one seems to be addressing: why do you need your husband to "let you" sleep in? unless there is something important that he needs your help with you should be able to sleep as long as you want

YouMustBe_Joking 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 1:10

yo, my ******* brother posted 27/83.... kid's an absolute retard. I'm 16, but he's 12 and he thought it would be cool to be an enormous douche over the internet. He doesn't think so anymore.

squeaksx24 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 4:17

Why would you strip BEFORE you let the dog out? YDI for not thinking that through.

Yello_Pajez 0

Friday 22 May 2009 18:51

Big up to #'s 42, 43, 47, 50, 52, 55, 62, 100, 107, 108, & 109. Everyone who said something like "...so you stripped, then decided to leave your bedroom (or area with all the bedrooms and bathroom if you don't have a master bathroom) and decided to go outside? why not do this before you take your clothes off?" is lame. # 27 is fail.