Miscellaneous: Today, my grandmother ripped her pants. We all got a big view...

By cAPITOLpORN - 23/06/2015 15:57 - United Kingdom - Romford

Today, my grandmother ripped her pants. We all got a big view of her pink thong. FML

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By Username - 13/09/2010 23:19 - France

Today, I found out my grandmother doesn't wear underwear when she bent over in front of me in her inappropriately short nightgown. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/11/2014 18:51 - United States - Athens

Today, some idiot introduced my grandmother to yoga pants. FML

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Let's get you home Grandma

By Ima_Moronski - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I went shopping with my grandma. She went to the bathroom and was gone for a long while. I jokingly asked, "What happened, you fall in?" She did. She had shit all over the back of her shirt. FML

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Nice to see you

By meeee - 13/02/2021 23:01

Today, I saw my 89 year-old grandmother naked. She just moved in with us and apparently, she has an "open door policy." FML

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How soon is now?

By Grandmas lost it - 28/08/2013 04:48 - United States - Staten Island

Today, I turned around after loading the washing machine to discover my husband's 89-year-old grandmother dropping her pants. She looked at me and said, "I hope you don't mind but when you got to go, you got to go." She then sat down on the toilet and let out a loud, long fart. FML

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Arse!

By Anonymous - 09/09/2019 12:00 - United Kingdom - Swindon

Today, I was watching TV with my grandma. She was looking for the remote, blindly trying to put her hand into the sofa. Instead, she shoved her hand down the back of my pants. FML

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JBP fever dream

By Mike0410 - 24/06/2024 17:00 - Romania - Alba Iulia

Today, I went for a picnic by the river in the forest with my grandma. I forgot to bring a swimsuit, and wasn't wearing any underwear either, so she just made me go naked. I got caught fully naked by some dirt bikers when I went to find a spot to pee. My grandma just laughed, really hard. FML

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By wnrz - 18/02/2012 20:26 - United States

Today, I walked in on my mom changing. She was trying on a thong my boyfriend bought me for Valentine's Day. It looks better on her. FML

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By unfortunate419 - 17/02/2010 07:30 - United States

Today, I brought my new girlfriend over to show off to my family when my senile great-grandmother walked into the room wearing nothing but her underpants asking when the Olympics come on. FML

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By scarred - 17/09/2018 15:30

Today, I saw a naked woman for the first time. Too bad it was my 73-year-old grandmother, who was doing gymnastics in the nude. I can’t unsee this. FML

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ihartmytdi 23

Wednesday 24 June 2015 0:21

So how's counseling going?

Miss_Chevious 37

Wednesday 24 June 2015 0:27

your grandma is taking "you're only as old as you believe you are" to a whole new level

Comments

worldclassrager 39

Wednesday 24 June 2015 1:32

Get the brain bleach!

carola_xy 0

Wednesday 24 June 2015 1:51

,???????

sbarua219 17

Wednesday 24 June 2015 2:00

Lol

Fuzy2K 7

Wednesday 24 June 2015 2:01

At least she didn't rip her thong...

hoosiergirl94 31

Wednesday 24 June 2015 2:03

Me as a grandma

kingnothing123x 11

Wednesday 24 June 2015 2:28

Atleast she was wearing underwear be thankful for that

ouijacorn 9

Wednesday 24 June 2015 2:44

Your grandma is awesome, I hope I'm that confident when I'm older. Still, sorry that you had to witness that.

vidala1991 12

Wednesday 24 June 2015 3:42

Lmao wow

juliana011 17

Wednesday 24 June 2015 3:49

Grandmas got to feel sexy too #hip ?

Lhn2002 6

Thursday 25 June 2015 6:07

#isthehipstillreal?

cocostarrz 13

Wednesday 24 June 2015 3:53

It is her way of making herself feel sexy; I say Go Grandma.

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