Intimacy: Today, my girlfriend updated her Facebook status when I was with...

By Anonymous - 16/08/2009 18:53 - United States

Today, my girlfriend updated her Facebook status when I was with her. No, let me correct myself. Today, my girlfriend updated her Facebook status when I was in her. FML

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By waitthatsnotme - 15/08/2009 00:39 - United States

Today, after dating my girlfriend for about a month, she changed her Facebook status to taken. When I saw the update, I immediately clicked "Like." Then I looked up and saw I wasn't the person she had put herself in a relationship with. FML

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By sadman - 05/02/2011 07:16 - United States

Today, I had a date with a girl I'd been seeing for about a month. When I got home, I saw her Facebook status changed to "In a relationship." This made me kind of excited, until I realized it wasn't with me. FML

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Many such cases

By sadlife - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff

Today, I changed my Facebook relationship status to "In a relationship." The girl is made up and the picture is from Google. FML

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Stereotypes

By Anonymous - 26/09/2019 06:01

Today, my girlfriend's Facebook relationship status was changed to single. When I tried to ask her about, she told me she's a lesbian now. Her mullet should've been a clue. FML

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Easy fix

By failure - 13/10/2010 06:18 - Australia

Today, I rang my girlfriend to make sure she made it home alright. She told me to check my Facebook. Nothing was different so I hit refresh. We were no longer in a relationship. I got dumped via Facebook whilst on the phone to her. FML

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By Lies - 19/08/2009 02:44 - United States

Today, I saw the girl I had started dating changed her Facebook relationship status to "In a relationship". Naturally, I changed mine too. The next time I logged on, she had commented, "Really?! Who?!" She was serious. FML

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By danthecomplicate - 29/09/2011 02:28 - United States

Today, my girlfriend changed her relationship status on Facebook to 'It's Complicated' because I didn't give her my last cookie. This happens all the time. FML

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Two-stroke

By sushichick - 15/04/2020 12:00 - United States - San Jose

Today, my boyfriend posted a status on Facebook saying what a great girlfriend he had. Flattered, I commented on it, saying that I felt the same about him. Turns out he was talking about his other girlfriend. FML

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Well played

By fmfb - 07/06/2011 23:09 - United States

Today, my girlfriend got into my Facebook account and changed our relationship status to single, just to see which of my friends would "like" it. After revealing to me what she did, she now says I can no longer be friends with anyone who liked it. FML

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By mee - 11/11/2015 17:10 - United States - Providence

Today, my girlfriend informed me that we aren't officially dating until she changes her Facebook relationship status. We've been "dating" for 3 months. FML

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callargh 0

Monday 17 August 2009 1:49

At least she didn't tweet it?

geesquared 0

Monday 17 August 2009 1:49

you're doing something wrong if she's uh bored.

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jengen 0

Monday 17 August 2009 3:13

You should take a pic of your girlfriend while you're having sexy time with her and upload the pic to your facebook as an update.

Bloodknight 22

Monday 17 August 2009 3:18

Wow, you suck at sex don't ya?!

RESTAREA 0

Monday 17 August 2009 3:20

At least she didn't break up with you via changing her relationship on facebook while you were in her! Silver lining :3

Daaniellee1234 8

Monday 17 August 2009 3:20

I love the way this is worded ahaha

kittenkissies 0

Monday 17 August 2009 3:21

"Jane Doe BRB GETTIN LAID, LULZ"

prshusl0l 0

Monday 17 August 2009 3:26

YDI for sucking at sex l0lz @ u

Entity4Infinity 0

Monday 17 August 2009 3:30

im trying to figure out how is she on facebook during this... phone..laptop she keeps by the endtable? i mean really...obviously not into it if you didnt notice her reaching for one of these items

uj_fml 4

Monday 17 August 2009 6:19

facebook on phone prolly

mattypants 0

Monday 17 August 2009 3:37

Haha! So...you didn't bother to ask what she posted on facebook and sharing that with us? And I agree with the first posters. At least you got laid. Learn some new skills if she was bored.