By whysheheartless - 03/11/2009 07:24 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. By making out with her new boyfriend in front of me. FML
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Intoxicunt 5

Maybe she thought she had to. FML has taught me sometimes people say "no" when broken up with...

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egaonogenki 0

Just to make things interesting, I would've started making out with her at the same time, and said "Let's do a 3-some then!" If you were that girl, what would you have done then?

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jadetothes 0

@49: "alpha-male?" "put the ***** in their place??" haha looks like someone's got a tiny ****

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Skull_300 0

What the ****! Beat both their asses. No balled, peach fuzz pussy!

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LiveLifeLoud205 0

woahhh FYL. and hers! shes never gonna get anywhere in life because she obviously doesnt deserve respect from anyone, especially not you.

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racerapj 10

An easy way to solve that problem. Bitch-slap your Ex and give the new boy a mean nut-shot. that will tell her to never do that again...

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Fuck_your_face 0

Punch your ******* EX GF in the gut and sock the guy in the face!!!!! Keep your P-I-M-P hand strong homie!

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failure99 0

do this to her http://christy.ihateyounow.com/index.php?c=viral&m=index&id=706ff41f73983bd42e160e79e61ad849

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milyfesuks 0

now what kind of person would do that what a biotch.... some ppl have no respect. it just makes me think that ppl do that to make themselves feel better...... note to everyone else dont be like that and have a heart what if someone did that to you???? not nice... thumbs down

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Mintyfreshy 0

This is when you punch somebody in the face.

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NeoJoe 0

Well isn't that just a big slap in the face. I would be SOOO upset and mad!

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