By tman - 14/10/2010 08:24 - United States

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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after being "pressured" into a relationship with another guy. But it's okay, she said she would think of me every time she made love to him. FML
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perdix 29

Aw, isn't that sweet? I'll bet she loves you so much, she'll always think of you while she's ******* other dudes. That must be so gratifying except for the part that you're not one of those dudes. . . and there will be lots of them.

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skittle68 0

Or just move on and not put up with this craziness... Why would you WANT to pursue someone like that?? And women are not possessions so he can't defend what's "his" I belong to my bf by choice, but if I chose not to anymore there would be nothing he could do about it

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thizzl3ear 0

at least she will think of you? lol

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Drspoofty 0

If you don't kick this guys ass then it will ******* destroy you emotially man dooooo itttttttt

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mrmaks18 7

it won't last and you can be together again forever

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yebz39 0

To make you feel better remind the guy who's ass that was and that he is having your sloppy seconds, of course while your beating his asss!

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zemo999 0

Tell her you won't let her be pressured into this and offer to explain the situation to the guy in terms he can understand. Hopefully this will include a few fast punches to his face!

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fouserd 0

OMG !!!!! O.O she most be trying to kill u

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lovelyliz916 5

Lol, you should have asked her ***** ass for one last sammich before she left. ;)

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riverrat0195 0

that's like an epic burn man! I hate it for ya though

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