By TattedAsian - 11/01/2010 07:28 - United States
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TattedAsian
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TO ALL: believe it or not my girlfriend is older then me and I'm 22. we have one of those immature/mature relationships. on a scale of 1 to 10 of being mad, I would say I was at an honest 1. on a scale of 1 to 10 of being surprised/humor I was at an all time 10. I got the booger out of my mouth and acted like I placed it in the trash can. 5 minutes later I wiped it on her lips. Not the same but good enough for me. Ive always told her that when you go digging for gold you should always share with the towns people. So she did, lol. I cant blame her cuz I would do the same to her.
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That is one of the most disgusting things I've heard. Dump her. She obviously has no respect for you. Gross.
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ok heres what u do u beat her a bit then chuck her in a gutter in some really poor area but naked and tattoo a $100 note on her **** and the ppl will be to desperate for money to think before they rip her **** off problem solved... (btw dont actually do that i was joking)
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ok heres what u do u beat her a bit then chuck her in a gutter in some really poor area but naked and tattoo a $100 note on her **** and the ppl will be to desperate for money to think before they rip her **** off problem solved... (btw dont actually do that i was joking)
PeacefulWicked
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I can nearly guarantee she's fat. Dump the shit out of her.
Kinuika
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Wait, let me get this straight, it's alright when a guy pees on his girlfriend to "mark his territory" but it's gross when a girl does this? Why do I feel fml is sexist?
Kinuika
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*by this I mean stick a booger on her bf not mark her territory... sorry for the bad phrasing ^^;
...Since when is it okay for a guy to "mark his territory" on a girl??? If mine ever did that, he'd be out the door faster than he could put that thing away! What kind of guys have YOU been dating, #125?
Why the hell would a guy piss on his girlfriend?
Kinuika
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It was a past fml...
that's really gross.
Batman4890
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@Peasfulwicked wait let me get this straight, has any1 here said they think thats ok?
infernalpuppet
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next time she leans into kiss you ,while her eyes are closed, penetrate yourself analy with your finger and then proceed to put it in her mouth. you will then have the right to call her a "doo doo head" lol :D
I was chewing gum when I read this. I had to go spit it out. You're girlfriend is disgusting. I usually never say this, but you should break up with her.
that is so freaking disgusting...why the hell would she do that? ugh...
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dating four-year-olds has that disadvantage.
Surprise her with a huge slap as a sign of your admiration