Miscellaneous: Today, my girlfriend and I walked to her couch while kissing...

By peace_lost - 29/06/2009 22:59 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I walked to her couch while kissing with our eyes closed. Stumbling, we reached the couch and dropped our bodies, her on top of me. What I didn't know was that her kitty, Elvis, was napping. Elvis was very angry. FML

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Alex_DeLarge 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 9:08

So you were on a couch, with a hot girl on top of you, and you were yelling "Get off me, Elvis!"

sillypuppy 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 9:42

That is where Elvis meets pelvis--and then evil Elvis scratches horny pelvis.

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toaster468 0

Thursday 18 March 2010 3:00

is the cat alright?

loves_him 0

Friday 9 April 2010 20:11

LOL. WTF. A cat named ELVIS? ROFL.

Selsa_Squirrel 0

Thursday 13 May 2010 8:34

The hair-ball puke reaction isn't exactly as funny as the obvious cat-claw-frenzy reaction.

just_laugh_along 0

Thursday 1 July 2010 4:44

You don't mess with the King.

rzbt21 0

Sunday 15 August 2010 18:25

shove your **** in elvis

kittyliciouss 1

Monday 27 September 2010 19:08

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA I'm LOVING THIS LOOOOL

2lollymolly2 0

Wednesday 15 December 2010 15:46

ahahaha thats actually sooo funny

mydgmax 0

Sunday 13 March 2011 20:36

don't blame this on the cat. u ruined his sleep-.-

Ryanlishiss 0

Wednesday 10 August 2011 12:49

Trevor??

jambrose73 0

Thursday 18 August 2011 19:20

so a pussy **** blocked you?

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