By ....... - 23/06/2009 17:56 - United States

Today, my five year old daughter was watching cartoons on TV. Then a Barbie commercial came on. My daughter sang along with the theme song "Be who you want to be, B-A-R-B-I-E." She then turned to me and said "Mom, I want to be a hooker." FML
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effmyyliifee 0

high aspirations

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orangerocker26 0

how does a 6 year old know what a hooker is. mom i blame you!

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btweensexrock 0

what good mothering your doing, how does she know what a hooker even is, endless you let her watch those day time talk shows with the crazy people on them. have her go play with toys instead of watch tv with you.

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sh0rteelikm3 0

i think she should stop watching barbie.

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iluvu21396 0

haha thats horrible!

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Teeheez 0

I wonder where she learned about hookers. Mom? Dad? Someone? Where the hell did she learn about hookers, I mean she's five. I don't think she learned it from Barbie. Talk about "Be who you want to be, H-O-O-K-E-R-Z". :D

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cheerleader95 0

where did she hear the word 'hooker'?! good luck for when she gets older, you're probably gonna need it.

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aquarius6 0

great idea hooker Barbie

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isKinetic 0

sooo FAKE anyone who believes this is retarded

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