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By SpaceWitch - 10/09/2018 22:00

Today, my financially-struggling boyfriend found a $100 bill on the ground. He has not paid for a date since 2013. Today, it's also my birthday. He spent the money on takeout. For himself. FML
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Top comments

Emma Marshall 19

And you're still with him why?

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wtfdaemon 3

Get rid of him, he's a ******* bum.

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bl3ur0z3 17

How much takeout can your ex boyfriend eat on his own? He is your ex now, right?

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real life problems 26

Oh boo ******* hoo. You're the one putting up with him

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sparx1_1 12

If he had paid a bill with the money, I could understand - maybe. But to find that much money and not even bother to buy you take out - on your birthday ??? He's a loser and a leech - get rid of him.

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Alexiskovich 6

You deserve it for dating a loser.

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tmj25789 23

Do you expect him to change? if he has been like this since 2013, this is who he is. If you continue to be with a bum then YDI.

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bluhbluhbluh 14

take his ass out of your life.

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Matthew Irmen 11

...and yet he is still your boyfriend.

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