By ohshit - 07/03/2010 17:25 - United States

Today, my fiancé picked which new house he thinks we should live in based on the fact that the bathroom was set up in such a way that he can drink himself in to a stupor, then use the toilet and puke in the sink at the same time. FML
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Monikabug 9

And? Less cleaning for you!

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Luckster 0

Actually, it's a very intelligent design, having the toilet next to the sink. I had food poisoning once and I was SOO happy our bathroom was designed in such a way that I didn't need to worry about guessing which side was next to spew. Horrible time...haven't eaten tomatoes ever since....

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lky830 0

sounds like a practical man. how is this an fml?

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sublime93 0

That he's the kind that will drink himself into that situation...alcoholic... hence the fml.

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lky830 0

not necessarily. maybe the op is just against alcohol in general. a night that ends up in puking doesn't mean you're an alcoholic. drunk happens, after all.

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fisheatsbear 6

that sounds like a brilliant way to decide this sort of thing. I mean, if your going to be partying a lot then this is a very sound decision.

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Eddie_Paints 0

Now that's planning ahead, not bad for an Alcoholic!

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TooBored13 0

Hey 60, no one said he was going to meetings, so he's not an Alcoholic, he goes to bars, so he is just a Drunk.

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coldblood 4

damn..... five seconds after a couple new ones were posted i lod off i never got the no. one spot

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Monikabug 9

Want to cry about it? I will lend you my stuffed Cry-ceratops.

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McFail_fml 4

Op I'm guessing you're really mad that there were no houses with a kitchen in the bedroom for you.

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ravensunnyd 0

is he calling her fat?

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intolerance 0

he's a keeper!

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aback 4

Might want to extend that engagement indefinitely.

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Erindub 0

Ha ha my bathroom is set up like this but its not why I decided on renting my apt. I was super excited its only 2 blocks from the beach. Silly me ; )

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PsychoMerk 0

can't u just get like one of those mini trash can thingies? 0_o

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Monikabug 9

He could, but then he would have to clean the trashcan.

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PsychoMerk 0

or he can spread eagle and puke between his legs INTO the toilet as well >_>

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angrynegro7 16

Good idea! I'm sure OP will want to have sex with him after he gets vomit all over his twig and berries! LOL

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saranottelling 7

He sounds very smart and considerate. He didn't want you to clean up his vomit, what's wrong with that? He sounds like one classy dude.

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