Miscellaneous: Today, my father told me to stop purposely singing out of tune...

By noonotme - 05/09/2010 21:51 - United States

Today, my father told me to stop purposely singing out of tune because it was annoying. I wasn't doing it on purpose; it's my real voice. FML

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By Ellie - 08/05/2012 05:05 - United States

Today, I was practicing for a choir concert that I have next week. My mom walked into my room and listened to me for a little while. After I finished the last song, she smiled, patted me on the head and said, "It's okay honey, I can't sing either." FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend he is good at singing. Now he won't stop. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/09/2013 20:56 - United States - Collingswood

Today, I told my mom that I want to try out for a singing competition on TV, so I might be able to kick off my musical career. She convinced me to sing a song for her, so I did. Mid-way through, she lost it, burst into laughter, and told me to stay in school. FML

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By Dying Whale - 02/03/2017 04:00

Today, I tried singing in front of my friend. She said, "That's a hilarious voice! You should use that voice when telling jokes!" FML

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By Soo - 24/12/2020 08:04 - Spain - Archidona

Today, I saw my 4 year-old daughter singing and dancing, so I decided to sing along. As soon as I started singing she said, without blinking her eyes and super calmly, "Could you please stop doing that?" FML

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By Anonymous - 04/05/2022 04:00

Today, I found out that I can only sing well when I'm absolutely certain that no one can hear me. On the rare occasion that people can actually hear me, they always say I "sound just like Elvis." Unfortunately, when I try to sing in front of other people, I sound more like a teenage boy who just started puberty. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/05/2019 22:00

Today, I found out I have a bad singing voice. How? The choir judge decided to yell "STOP! Please just stop!" During my solo. In front of everyone. During the show. FML

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By tickle spunk - 29/12/2011 18:39 - United States

Today, I came home and told my mom that I got the lead in the school musical, which I was very happy about. She pulled me into a hug then said, "But you know you can't really sing, right?" FML

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By sXeQueen - 13/03/2010 15:17 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was having a really bad day, so I decided to call him and try to calm him down. At one point, I thought it would be sweet to sing him a song since he claimed to love my voice. Before I could get half way through, he told me to shut up because I was getting on his nerves and just making things worse. FML

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By Sebastian - 17/03/2009 23:06 - United States

Today, our school had tryouts for chorus. Everybody sang a snippet of the song together until the teacher stopped us, saying it sounded awful. He singled me out and told me to sing alone. After I sang the part, he said, "Son, your gift to God will be silence." FML

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Monday 6 September 2010 1:51

HEY... YOU STILL HAVE A CHANCE. Go apply for a Disney channel show.. ;) You'd fit right in...

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Monday 6 September 2010 1:38

"Bloody aweful."

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CraZyxo5665 0

Monday 6 September 2010 7:06

O goodness your father dosn't like your singing it's ok dear most of us arn't gifted in all things trust me I think you'll make it.

rhanana 0

Monday 6 September 2010 7:33

well try singing out of tune then, who knows what could happen

ImFreeFalling 0

Monday 6 September 2010 8:31

Well I dont exactly have a great voice but I know when Im out of tune... so I suggest dont sing? Or only sing when you're alone?

bubbles987 0

Monday 6 September 2010 8:39

This is why I don't sing when there are people around.

auntiemomma 0

Monday 6 September 2010 8:48

damn naggers

D2010 0

Monday 6 September 2010 9:02

congrats u can't sing don't need 2 fml all ur issues ya no mentally it's not normal

hedgerow 0

Monday 6 September 2010 9:19

It has nothing to do with your voice! Just suck at singing!

wertan10 0

Monday 6 September 2010 9:43

well get better or STFU

Pro_Nothing 9

Monday 6 September 2010 11:38

Some Great dad.

wrestling08 0

Monday 6 September 2010 13:25

hey don't worrie they say it to me to

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