Animals: Today, my dog has learned how to get on the bed. Due to her recent...

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By Anonymous - 06/07/2016 05:12 - United States - Ellijay

Today, my dog has learned how to get on the bed. Due to her recent stitches I can't forcibly remove her and my husband won't move either. Guess who gets the floor tonight. FML.

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wecantfixthat 5

Wednesday 6 July 2016 19:45

Just forcibly remove your husband

Andrewx8 12

Wednesday 6 July 2016 17:34

wake the dog up, and tell it to get off the bed. problem solved?

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Andrewx8 12

Wednesday 6 July 2016 17:34

wake the dog up, and tell it to get off the bed. problem solved?

wecantfixthat 5

Wednesday 6 July 2016 19:45

Just forcibly remove your husband

RosaMaravillosa 10

Wednesday 6 July 2016 20:08

I feel ya. I wouldn't move my dog either in that case. you do know she's gonna end up on the floor sleeping with you right? ;)

Nabexis 9

Wednesday 6 July 2016 23:44

Invest in an air mattress?

crazyoliversmum 6

Thursday 7 July 2016 0:36

If your dog has stitches it shouldn't have been jumping up on the bed to start with.

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