Health: Today, my coworker asked me if I was on a diet for my New Year's...

By FeelingFatastic - 05/01/2015 06:08 - United States

Today, my coworker asked me if I was on a diet for my New Year's resolution. When I said no, she replied, "Why not?" FML

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By shouldbehappyiguess - 11/07/2013 06:20 - United States - Saint Cloud

Today, a coworker complimented me on losing weight, and said that she wished she could drop a few pounds too. I was too embarrassed to tell her that the only reason I've lost weight is because I haven't been able to afford to eat. FML

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By ouch - 14/06/2012 11:26 - Australia - Collaroy

Today, my psychiatrist asked me if I felt bad about my weight. When I said no, he looked surprised and said, "Why not?" FML

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By Anonymous - 23/12/2016 00:22

Today, a coworker told me I was "fat shaming" them by discussing weight loss with other coworkers. FML

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By Fatlady43 - 19/01/2010 05:08 - United States

Today, my niece offered me a slice of cake. After I refused, she asked, "Why not? Aren't fat people always hungry?" FML

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By lilsis - 31/01/2010 05:38 - Australia

Today, my sister asked me if any of my family members had commented on my recent weight gain. I told her no not really. Her reply? "They must just being saying it behind your back then." FML

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By hadrienne's pall - 13/05/2016 19:25 - Canada - Markham

Today, I asked a girl at the restaurant I work at if she'd had enough to eat. When she said yes, I said, "Are you sure?" I didn't realize how insulting it sounded until her equally overweight mom was up in my face, demanding to see my manager. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/07/2012 19:10 - United States - Findlay

Today, my waiter turned to me and asked, "Let me guess, Miss I'm-not-fat-I'm-fluffy wants a Diet Coke?" FML

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By candy - 11/02/2016 12:24 - Canada - Kitchener

Today, I greeted my boss with, "Looking good, did you lose weight?" He responded that no, he'd just purchased larger pants. FML

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Classic

By Daniel - 09/08/2021 16:01

Today, at work, I casually mentioned I was meeting some friends for dinner. My co-worker's response was, "You have friends?!" FML

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By Bubbah - 15/03/2009 04:32 - United States

Today, I was working my job checking people in at the gym. A sweaty, chubby woman came up to me complaining about how our staff seems so fit. I replied, "We like to hire people who have bodies that motivate our clients!" She gave a blank stare, then said, "So how did you get the job?" FML

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netflixislove 32

Monday 5 January 2015 16:21

What an asshole…

KhaleesiDannie 26

Monday 5 January 2015 16:30

You should ask her if her New Years resolution is keeping her nose out of peoples business

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BlondePsycho 43

Tuesday 6 January 2015 4:48

"Because I get alot of exercise banging your mother." Would have been the right answer

countrygirl09199 13

Tuesday 6 January 2015 5:08

What a bitch! That's not something I would ever say to anyone let alone my coworkers. You have to see them everyday why make them miserable and self conscious?

star_dust_babe 12

Tuesday 6 January 2015 5:15

Why aren't you? ? jk

StellaNox 16

Tuesday 6 January 2015 6:02

I would say yes, then go home and raid the fridge and shelves for leftover snacks. The candy diet, now thats one I can stick to!

NoMapToBuy 14

Tuesday 6 January 2015 6:53

They are just looking out for your well being lol

Zetaglobin 5

Tuesday 6 January 2015 7:51

Regardless of the context, unsolicited advice on weight is never fun, whether it's about how you eat too little, or too much. Sorry you had to deal with that OP

Plastic_Stitchez 25

Tuesday 6 January 2015 8:17

Bitch move

DarkStorm2Bad 14

Tuesday 6 January 2015 10:41

Well, that was several brands of bitchy. Whether you're on a diet or not, or would ever be planning to go on on, is none of her business. Heck, if it were me I'd report her about it.

Amandallynn 9

Tuesday 6 January 2015 17:15

oooh. that one would set me off. how blatantly rude can u get? you have got to stay away from her. shes obviously got personal issues that cause her to feel good about belittling you. none of her damn business.