Animals: Today, my cat managed to lock my dad and me outside of our house....

By Anonymous - 22/10/2009 02:58 - United States

Today, my cat managed to lock my dad and me outside of our house. FML

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LET ME IN!

By Sam - 15/11/2024 20:00 - United States - Salt Lake City

Today, my cat somehow managed to lock me out of my apartment by jumping on the doorknob while I was taking the trash out. I had to call a locksmith, and now it's like my cat won't even come near at me, like I betrayed him for allowing a stranger into our home. FML

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Pure evil

By Anonymous - 04/09/2023 11:30 - United States - Greenville

Today, I got a call at work. My cat somehow managed to lock my boyfriend and dog out of the house. The rental manager charged us $25 to open the door. The cat seems quite pleased with herself. FML

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Goddamn cat!

By Anonymous - 22/08/2024 00:00 - United States - Monsey

Today, I woke up in the middle of the night to use the bathroom and I noticed the balcony door was open. As I went to go close it, I swear I saw my cat wondering outside and I panicked. Long story short, I locked myself out searching for the cat and the next thing I knew, he was meowing at me from the balcony a few feet above me. FML

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LET ME OUT

By jynxisadouchebag - 27/02/2015 00:08 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was doing laundry, and decided to wash my cat's blanket. He chased me down the stairs into the basement, and I slightly closed the door behind me so he wouldn't follow me. He pushed the door shut, which automatically locks. I was trapped down there for 3 hours until my mom came home. FML

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Help!

By Anonymous - 19/03/2025 03:00 - United States

Today, I went about pet-proofing my house because my new kitten is exploring every nook and cranny. I locked up everything dangerous. Then, while trying to put a safety lock on the pantry/cold room, I managed to lock myself inside. I had to yell for my roommate to let me out. FML

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Ninja!

By Today I closed every door on every floor of my building - 23/02/2025 16:00 - United States - Hampstead

Today, I went searching for my cat who'd escaped. Of course, I searched the entire building and somehow she'd got back in through my front door of my apartment. FML

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By fucking cat - 02/03/2024 08:00 - United States

Today, I shut the door to the bedroom so my wife and I could have a serious talk. Unfortunately, the cat stuck his paw under the door and started flailing around, causing me to bust up laughing at a bad moment. My wife was furious, threw a water bottle at me, and locked me out overnight. FML

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Asshole

By Anonymous - 21/06/2013 20:38 - Netherlands - Mierlo

Today, my drunk dad decided to wake me up by lobbing our cat directly into my now-mauled face. FML

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By catslave - 17/09/2016 08:43 - New Zealand

Today, my cat wanted to go out. She watched me open the front door, leave it open while I got something from the car then come back inside. She then insisted on going out the back door. I'm a slave to a cat. FML

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How could you, Human?

By I'm a dumbass - 27/08/2024 02:00 - United States

Today, I closed my bedroom door before I went to work this morning so my cat wouldn't chew on the cords in there. When I got back, I couldn't find my other cat anywhere. I went to my bedroom and heard her yelling. She was in there, stuck there all morning and afternoon. Oops. FML

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oystersmoke 0

Thursday 22 October 2009 9:26

what's so odd about that? my dog runs a lock smith co, you should of call him.

polarpaul 0

Thursday 22 October 2009 9:25

If a cat and door lock can so easily lock you out, you might want to leave a key with a neighbor who is smarter than their pets.

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TheJesterOfRippe 0

Saturday 27 February 2010 6:19

LoL, just LoL No, Lmao Good kitteh XD Did u give kitteh a treat for bein so smrt? XD

lightningqi 0

Wednesday 7 April 2010 21:31

lies

LeToaste 0

Wednesday 14 April 2010 5:11

WIN

itdepends 0

Friday 30 April 2010 15:13

WTF

MyChizz 0

Thursday 20 May 2010 7:53

How does the cat lock a door???

OneHottBaby 1

Saturday 31 July 2010 20:11

it actually is my dad andd me because if u take out dad and it reads my cat locked me, it wouldnt make sense if it read my cat locked I

zeldalove15 4

Tuesday 21 June 2011 6:07

no it's definitly my dad and I. go back to 6th grade

icy37 10

Saturday 28 August 2010 2:44

Your Cat's a champ

andacondakiwi 11

Tuesday 16 November 2010 3:55

win.

pheable 8

Sunday 21 November 2010 3:37

that's what you get for having a cat... :|

ofwglui 0

Friday 3 June 2011 6:37

it has begun!!

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