By bettycrocker - 14/05/2009 18:16 - United States

Today, my boyfriend who has been overseas the last four months broke up with me. I sent him a care package two days ago. He'll get homemade cookies (his mom's recipe), naughty videos of me and a letter telling him how much I love him in about a week. FML
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Hey all - I'm the OP. To answer the most commonly asked question: the trick to keeping cookies fresh for a week is to add an extra tablespoon of vegetable oil to the dough, putting a piece of bread in with them and putting them in the smallest ziploc possible.

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YouSpinMyHead 0

Maybe then he will see how much you love him & he might get back with you Let's hope everything works out for you (yn)

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Rawrrr14 0

In a week, after he gets that package, he'll come crawling back and you can tell him to go **** himself. ;-]

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fortunecookie_fml 0

omg I feel yuuour pain

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lala03_fml 0

well he's an ass...

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IamRJ 0

Thats ****** up, how can u breakup with a chick your not seeing? BTW; If he doesnt want the vids, ill take em. haha

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oxymoronic 0

I do the same thing for my long distance boyfriend! No one deserves that kind of heartbreak in return. Hang in there; it's his loss.

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MrJentipede 2

The videos are your fault, they'll hit the internet soon, I imagine.

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teebonehead 0

Ouch ! Sorry honey.

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under_achiever 0

i love 27. hopefully hes not right

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truebeachbabe 0

Guys are such d***s... my boyfriend is in Kuwait & I just sent him a 100dollar not including shipping box of all types of stuff & he tells me how awful I am cause his roommate gets stuff everyday. WTF!?

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under_achiever 0

#54...da ****

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