By Faithful - 24/11/2011 10:01 - Singapore

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Today, my boyfriend told me that if I ever cheated on him, he'll chop my body up and dispose of all the parts, but keep my boobies, because he likes them. FML
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DanielleinDC 33

You need to dump the guy. That's just sick, sick, sick.

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annigotammo 1

and this would be the time to run far far away.

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julia_lynn 21

Run away and fast. What if he gets the wrong idea that you've cheated on him? You'll be dead and boobless.

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miyu01 6

Its ok. My boyfriend tells me that all the time. It just simply means he loves u, especially your boobies :D

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sierralovesyou 0

That should boost your self asteem big time :)

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