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By justmylife - 21/08/2010 04:05 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of 3 years called my house even though I was with him at the time. He needed to talk to my mom. He asked her to break up with me for him. FML

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By coward - 03/10/2015 10:13 - United Kingdom

Today, after 4 days of avoiding me and screening his calls, my 24-year-old boyfriend sent his mother to break up with me on his behalf. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/08/2018 14:30

Today, I called my boyfriend and a woman answered. Turns out, she's also his girlfriend. She broke up with me on his behalf. FML

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By fmlfromnorway - 12/11/2024 15:00 - Norway - Nedre Frei

Today, my boyfriend just told me that his mom told him to break up with me, and that she would pay him to do it. His mom is a bitch. FML

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By ihateguys - 26/09/2014 19:13 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I heard my boyfriend talking with my father in the backyard. I thought he was asking for my hand in marriage. He was actually telling him about his plans to break up with me. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/09/2011 08:43 - United States

Today, my 23 year old boyfriend of 2 years was forced to dump me, over the phone, by his mother. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/05/2013 15:16 - United States

Today, my ex-boyfriend called my parents to let them know I broke up with him. He was sobbing. FML

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By jerk_ex_boyfriend - 21/04/2013 13:33 - United States - Narberth

Today, I overheard my boyfriend talking to his mom about me. It sounded like they were planning something for me, like a marriage. They were planning how to break up with me. FML

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By Babygirl - 17/05/2010 23:01 - France

Today, my boyfriend of two years broke up with me. Why? He said his mom didn't want us together anymore. His mom died three years ago. FML

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By dumped - 22/06/2019 01:18 - United Kingdom - Wigan

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. How? He invited my mother to his house for coffee with his parents, and told her. She then had to come home and tell me I’d been dumped. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/03/2009 20:02 - United States

Today, I got a phone call from my mother asking me if I was okay. Confused, I asked her what she meant. She then told me that my boyfriend had broken up with me, and she just wanted to make sure I was handling it alright. I had to find out my relationship was over from my mom. FML

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Saturday 21 August 2010 12:48

that's so pathetic! he needs to grow up and grow some...

baby_gurl2405 0

Saturday 21 August 2010 13:19

Well then maybe hun, you should call his house and ask his dad to let him know he's a douche.

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Saturday 21 August 2010 19:51

15 and 20 red n blue lol...pretty though

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Saturday 21 August 2010 22:06

He sounds like a pussy. Be glad that you're rid of him!

RedPillSucks 31

Saturday 21 August 2010 22:20

OP, is your mom's name Mrs Jones? I think your mom and your boyfriend have a thing going on.

bbyychula710 0

Saturday 21 August 2010 23:08

he is a complete dick ! he didnt have the balls to say it to your face; you dont deserve his ass !

claiiire_fml 17

Saturday 21 August 2010 23:17

sorry OP, your boyfriend is a pussy.

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Saturday 21 August 2010 23:20

daamn ..

UpYoursInAdvance 0

Sunday 22 August 2010 3:20

Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm what a sorry excuse for a man... no wait, he's not even a man WTF am I talking about....

patfellover 0

Sunday 22 August 2010 8:00

Haha oh wow

TashaLenaKitty 0

Sunday 22 August 2010 8:24

Haha wow shows much of a "Man" your dumb boyfriend ACTUALLY was,I'm really sorry OP!

TommySixx81 0

Monday 23 August 2010 0:11

Totally. Did. You. A. Favour.

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