By Anonymous - 02/12/2010 15:36 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend informed me via text message that he had moved to Bristol, and the reason he had ignored me the past fortnight was because he didn't know how to tell me. He knew he was moving even before we even got together. FML
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Zebidee 8

In British English, people would almost always say fortnight instead of two weeks. We think it's odd that Americans find it cute.

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dacho 7

Even before you even? Are you even from tumblr even?

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IWABO2_ 0

I've always wanted to high five someone who is british. * high-fives*.

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Jester7 0

fortnight? who says that anymore??? I mean really! are you from the 18 century or something?

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redbluegreen 40

Of course people say the word fortnight. I mean, really, are you from planet ignorant or something?

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FrogOnEcstasy 2

Take a shit and get over it.

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Typhoon937 0

Well, you obviously-wait, did you say fortnight??? WoW nerd

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dannoman 0

haha what is this FML1869?!?! Seriously a "Fortnight"?!?!

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TryptamineDreame 0

57, I'm on the same page as you ;)

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s8nftw 2

If he thinks moving to Bristol is a good thing, you are definitely better off out of there.

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