By ncbb5 - 04/11/2015 18:57

Today, my boyfriend discovered that if you mix beer, an axe, shotgun shells and bad judgment, you get a rather expensive hospital stay. FML
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ncbb5 18

Hey, op here. I was supposed to spend the day with my boyfriend but I got called to work. I told him don't do anything stupid. We know how that turned out. Anyway he's fine now just whining like a baby.

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iAlissa 34

This is the most American FML I've ever read

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MonstreBelle 29

As a nurse, I would like to thank your boyfriend, and his fellow jackasses, for providing me with never ending job security. Their fuckery and the entertainment it provides is appreciated; well, most of the time, but that's beside the point. In all seriousness, I hope your boyfriend is doing well and makes a quick recovery.

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