By SoSexy - 07/10/2012 10:25 - United States - Stockton

Spicy
Today, my boyfriend discovered that if he pulls out during doggy-style and rubs my clit with the tip of his penis, he will be rewarded with a queef. He found it hilarious and tested it out 5 more times. FML
I agree, your life sucks 36 728
You deserved it 7 170

SoSexy_fml tells us more.

SoSexy_fml 11

Hey guys! This is the OP. 1) I honestly don't know, my boyfriend suggested we try filling up a tire with them. 2) Albeit being a bit embarrassed, it was actually quite hilarious for both of us. We're both in our 20s, but we still laugh at bodily functions, immature as that is. That, and I can't exactly see what's happening behind there.

When Christmas Ends Badly…
Rather than debating politics with Uncle Roger for the umpteenth time, share the best Christmas FMLs to finally have a good family meal! More…
Previous FML Next FML

Top comments

Malori98 4

This is the most visual FML I've ever read

413 10
ReneeElizabeth 5

If you don't know what a Queef is, you're too young.

343 36

Comments

SaltukBugraHan 8

I'm so going to try this out. If I ever get a girlfriend that is :'(

2 9
zuzupetalsYO 11

Disgusting *horf

1 8
GhostDuck 30

... You have to smart?

19 52
riellllle 14

Well, this was a mental image I wasn't prepared for.

6 0
bakerella 29

What idiot thought it was a good idea to submit this, and to put it on the front page?

3 1
rhaemese 9

102 how can you know I'm not smart? You don't necessarily have to be smart to be a smart ass. Just sayin.

6 78
zuzupetalsYO 11

I agree its not abnormal, but the visual. *shudder. How is this an FML? Did anyone say, "don't matter had sex" yet?

0 0
PrincessPesa 20

Something your parents probably don't want you to know anything about yet and you might get in trouble for reading Beware, 12 old! And run far, far away from the intimacy FMLs.

12 0
aj94w 4

Are you 12 or 20? You're profile seems to disagree with you.

2 0
Calingaladha 21

When a girl loves a boy very much, sometimes their vaginas like to interject, and...yeah ****** belch/fart. Now go tell your mom you learned what a queef is.

2 1
aj94w 4

This is partially why my girlfriend hates doggy-style. It's really...uh, cute.

9 0
hmmmmml 0

Sounds disgusting, k thnx

1 6