Animals: Today, my 5 year old fish died. As I was flushing him, he started...

By dukebluedevils13 - 05/08/2011 01:47 - United States

Today, my 5 year old fish died. As I was flushing him, he started swimming again. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 10/12/2012 22:40 - Sweden - V?ster

Today, I woke up to find my best friend lying down and unresponsive. Frightened, I tapped on the glass. He got scared and started swimming again. My best friend is a fish. FML

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By SydIsPrettyCool - 04/08/2011 05:44 - United States

Today, my pet fish died because my drunk father microwaved it. FML

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By That idiot - 28/08/2014 02:33 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, I won a goldfish at the amusement park. My little brother took him out of the bowl because he thought he was drowning. FML

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So that's what the smell was!

By Anonymous - 23/11/2009 07:31 - United States

Today, I found my son's dead goldfish. Apparently, when it died he didn't flush it. Instead he placed it in one of my socks, placed that sock in a jar, and set the jar in the back of my closet. The fish has been dead for over a month. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/02/2021 20:01

Today, I woke up and checked my fish tank. I thought the temperature was too low, so half asleep, I turned it up. Now all my fish are dead. FML

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By dEpPrEsSeDgIrL - 11/11/2009 11:28 - United States

Today, my dad decided to clean my 20 gallon fish tank. I had 6 fish. One of them was called a transparent fish, clear with a bright orange tail, which was my favorite. My dad didn't see it, and dumped the water out along with it. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2011 08:44 - United States

Today, my favorite fish died. To make things better my parents thought to take me out to dinner. We ate sushi. FML

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By gimmeasalad - 21/04/2012 06:01 - United States - Walnut Creek

Today, as I was washing my boyfriend's fishbowl, the fish did a Nemo and made an unholy leap down the drain. My immediate impulse was to flip the switch. Our kitchen now smells like mutilated fish and my boyfriend won't speak to me. FML

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By exfishowner - 27/01/2019 12:00

Today, my 3-year-old daughter put her grow-in-water salamander in my fish tank. The residue from the toy gummed up the filter and killed all the fish. FML

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By fledermausi - 12/06/2012 13:02 - Hungary - Budapest

Today, I came home to my boyfriend emptying his bowels into my aquarium. FML

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bwenduh45 7

Friday 5 August 2011 8:52

Maybe he'll escape like nemo...

ariannaimelda 7

Friday 5 August 2011 8:53

It's his plan! He wants to go back to the ocean! Evil genius he is ;)

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simonepedretti 7

Sunday 3 June 2012 5:51

AWWWWWE

brhodes_09 1

Tuesday 5 June 2012 17:07

NEMO!!!!

ImTheAlpha 30

Friday 31 August 2012 8:15

FISHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

KickRocksNerd 11

Tuesday 23 April 2013 16:39

Zombie fish!!

F_Your_Life_001 0

Monday 31 March 2014 1:15

sounds like hes been watching too much finding nemo

howtobestupid 16

Sunday 6 July 2014 7:06

HE PLANNED IT

AcidicNerdyChick 6

Saturday 2 August 2014 8:46

He pulled a nemo on you

CookieCat327 9

Wednesday 16 December 2015 2:20

I'm horrible for laughing

gatorgirl7563 22

Monday 1 February 2016 17:05

So sorry, OP!!! That must be horrifying. But fish do sleep, you know.

Dear_Karma 27

Sunday 14 February 2016 0:54

It probably just looked like he was swimming

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