By ManchotDesAndes - 26/02/2015 07:35 - France - Bezons

Today, my 3-year-old daughter came along, pointing a finger at me. I pretended to eat it by putting it in my mouth. She then said to me with disgust, "Why are you eating my booger?" Ah, that explains the saltiness… FML
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makkarari 18

You always look at the fingers when they come toward you! Always! You can't trust those little minions!

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piedpiper303 29

hey, boogers are good treasure to little kids.

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Exaspera 54

You never know where those dirt-magnet fingers have been!

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theotherguyss 3

It's always good to include sodium in your diet!

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snarkytruth 37

I could never have kids. I love playing with kids and I babysit and love my nieces and nephews but babies can be gross sometimes.

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Julyrain 18

wait... how would u know that boogers are salty? surely u tasted boogers before this ?

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bredahl 26

Little kids are known to pick their noses. Just goes to show that you should never ever stick their fingers in your mouth.

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yellowzinnias 20

Another tip: Once you have children, don't trust any random streaks/crumbs of "chocolate" you might find on your hands.

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