Miscellaneous: Today, it was pouring rain outside, I had two textbooks in my...

By Anonymous - 20/04/2009 01:40 - United States

Today, it was pouring rain outside, I had two textbooks in my hands. I took a shortcut, and instead of running around the small pole that directed the line at the cafe, I decided to jump over it. In front of a group of guys, my foot got caught and I faceplanted with my books flying everywhere. FML

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Today, I was walking to school. I started running to catch up with my friend. I yelled her name, and she turned around in time to watch me slip on a sheet of ice, fall face first, and pass out. When she ran to my side, I unconsciously peed on her. FML

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By Slippery - 11/07/2025 03:00 - United States

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Today, there was a girl in heels running in front of me at school, and she slipped on ice. Trying to be a hero, I dropped my backpack and ran up to help her, but ended up slipping and landing on her leg. As I walked back to my backpack, I found out I'd dropped my laptop and broken it. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/05/2009 04:18 - United States

Today, I was running on a track above a basketball court. I noticed several cute guys playing a pick-up game, so I tried to run my hardest. Not paying attention, I didn't hear when they warned me about the ball flying towards me. It hit me in the head, I then ran into a wall and face-planted. FML

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love4running 0

Monday 20 April 2009 16:03

this is another example of the need for a "no one cares" button

woot2112 0

Monday 20 April 2009 9:44

LOL i've done that before, but under different circumstances

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piderman13 0

Monday 20 April 2009 11:54

i think its an accomplishment. you're just jealous you stupid bitch!

Bobbi06 0

Monday 20 April 2009 12:08

Too bad your books didn't one of the guys in the face or something, that would been an FML. This is just you being stupid.

love4running 0

Monday 20 April 2009 16:03

this is another example of the need for a "no one cares" button

x_eyebrows 0

Monday 20 April 2009 16:07

:) Jumping over things never ends well. Most intelligent human being have learned this already. YDI. ;)

rukusrazor 0

Monday 20 April 2009 16:17

Real question is: Was your shirt white? If not... *Sign, yawn!*

Cormophyte 0

Monday 20 April 2009 16:53

For some reason i pictured you with a book in each hand to begin with, so when you hit the pole you were all jesus'd and fell spectacularly. Thanks for the mental image.

bad_times 0

Monday 20 April 2009 17:01

that wouldn't exactly be an F my life. the boys could've came over to u and helped you up. but ur too much of a baby and thought that that was the worst day of ur life so instead of letting the boys help you you run off and put this on fml.com.