By birthdayfun - 23/03/2009 22:46 - United States

Today, it's my birthday. My mom decided to wake me up by having our new, previously stray, cat thrown on top of me. I was awoken to two claws ripping across my face which needed 16 stitches to fix. Happy Birthday. FML
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0___0 9

Was it your 16th birthday at least? D:

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uhnonnuhmus 0

To get revenge, just throw the stray cat into the shower with your mom someday. Then run like hell.

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yaknowiverse 0

that stinks. I'm sorry about your face getting scratched

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Dianaax33 9

Your mother is a bitch. Happy Birthday!

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xxDefiantxx 0

Make up some bullshit story of how a man attacked you thoth a knie ;)

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katiedoll6 7

Happy birthday to you Happy birthday to you Happy birthday Happy birthday Happy birthday to you ???????????????

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ChrisHex 6

seems like your mom isn't the smartest knife in the crayon box...

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paprika_pilipili_fml 14

I hate cats. They leave hairs and puke all over the place.

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Kenton1008 21

So do dogs, genius.

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happyfingers 15

Who throws a cat at people?! The nails.... Owww, the nails.....

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