Health: Today, in the shower, a dime fell on my foot. The only place...

By FattyMcFatterson - 24/06/2009 02:37 - United States

Today, in the shower, a dime fell on my foot. The only place it could have come from? One of my fat rolls. FML

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amy397123 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 9:27

Go for a run, imagine what might fall out of your fat :D

maggy_fml 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 9:24

that's sad

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edward713 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 22:24

I'm not really sure how this happens. Are you topless when you count your change?

KyleOkposofan 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 22:39

YDI for living in Alabama.

girlnamedkris 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 22:42

ew. diet and exercise fatty.

JennyWren 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 23:14

OMG THIS IS ******* HILARIOUS!!!!! hgahahahahaahahahah

danisawesomerthe 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 23:51

U have rolls even when u stand up?!?!?!?!!!!!!!

Blahp 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 23:53

Well if you didn't HAVE fat rolls in the first place... :/

rewandjooo 0

Thursday 25 June 2009 1:08

hahah super fake. and if it was real i doubt you would post it on fml

wafflemonger 0

Thursday 25 June 2009 1:13

For the record, your username made me lol for realsies.

Arcterion 0

Thursday 25 June 2009 1:17

I would honestly kill myself if that were to happen to me.

ItsTheKanninbal 0

Thursday 25 June 2009 1:52

I love your username.

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