Transportation: Today, in a train, I did the old "I've got your nose" trick for... - FML

By jaivolétonnez - 17/06/2015 05:54 - France - La Courneuve

Today, in a train, I did the old "I've got your nose" trick for a kid. He got off at the next stop, then waved something at me from the platform, then yelled, "I've got your keys!" FML

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thisguy22 33

Wednesday 17 June 2015 15:45

Wait... You're allowed to socially interact with someone else's children in France? Without being accused of being a pedophile?!?

Welshite 39

Wednesday 17 June 2015 15:45

Take it to the next level. Track him down and then tell him "I've got your life." Evil smile optional. Or something less morbid like his homework. Your choice.

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kingnothing123x 11

Wednesday 17 June 2015 17:36

lol sorry op that's pretty funny I hope there was some possible way to get your keys or get new ones

worldclassrager 39

Wednesday 17 June 2015 18:23

You 0 kid 1

FreakyDino98 13

Wednesday 17 June 2015 18:45

fyl that has gotta suck.

mustangbravo 27

Wednesday 17 June 2015 19:57

Bwahahaha!

caliguy08 17

Wednesday 17 June 2015 20:17

Hahahaha that's awesome

Joceyvdv 9

Wednesday 17 June 2015 20:24

Lool

mzshannababy 16

Wednesday 17 June 2015 20:34

this is funny as **** ! that kid has balls lol

zaps327 11

Wednesday 17 June 2015 20:54

Dang that sucks, hope you got your keys back OP

funnyguy543 2

Wednesday 17 June 2015 21:39

Ahh, the good old I've got your keys, where does the time go?

Tannasgh 22

Wednesday 17 June 2015 22:11

Were ya nekkid?

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