Miscellaneous: Today, I wore my kilt to the university I attend. Getting tired...

By TrueScotsman - 29/10/2009 14:31 - United States

Today, I wore my kilt to the university I attend. Getting tired of the stares which I was receiving, I yelled "It's cause its too big to fit in my pants". As soon as the words left my mouth, a gust of wind came and blew my kilt up around my waist, revealing that my previous claim was untrue. FML

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By Not Marilyn - 12/07/2025 03:00 - United States - Dallas

Today, I was walking into work when a gust of wind blew my skirt completely over my head in front of a group of tourists taking pictures of the building. Now I'm afraid that somewhere out there is a photo of me flashing my polka-dot underwear like a knock-off Marilyn Monroe. FML

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By glam300 - 30/12/2010 18:21 - United Kingdom

Today, my friend commented on my short skirt and, thinking she was being funny, tried to pull it down. I quickly moved away, causing it to come off in her hands. My shocked scream attracted the attention of at least a dozen bystanders. FML

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By Amanda Ross - 18/11/2010 23:12 - United States

Today, I went to school in my brand new shirt. It was loose fitting and a bit thin, so I wore a sweatshirt on top, intending to take it in once inside. When I got to my seat, I took off my sweatshirt, but also took off my shirt with it, flashing my whole class. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/04/2012 10:32 - United States - Singapore

Today, I was bragging about how I had lost 10 pounds. Grinning, I pulled my shirt up and tried to show how big my jeans were on me. Instead, the button flew off my pants. FML

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By RBHSWedgieGirl - 23/01/2011 01:35 - United States

Today, while walking across campus, I stopped to look at my reflection in a window. I straightened my bra straps and then turned to the side to dig a wedgie out. It wasn't until I heard peals of laughter that I realized I couldn't see IN the classroom, but they could see OUT. FML

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By Kim422 - 28/06/2010 06:18 - United States

Today, I gave the toast at my sister's wedding which was outside. Before I started, the wind blew up my dress and wouldn't let up. Instead of giving my heartfelt speech, I spent five minutes fighting with my dress as 130 people pointed at my floral-printed underwear and laughed loudly. FML

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By roo - 27/01/2011 16:48 - United Kingdom

Today, I was getting a flight home. I'd worn a belt because my skirt was too big. When I walked through security, they asked me to remove my belt. My skirt fell down in front of everyone. FML

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By DreamZ - 24/05/2024 20:00 - Canada

Today, I walked into work feeling confident in my new outfit. It wasn’t until lunchtime that a colleague pointed out the price tag hanging from my skirt. I’d been flaunting my ass's price all morning. FML

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By Sammylad - 07/09/2011 22:14 - United Kingdom

Today, I was giving a talk in class, when halfway through someone pointed out that my pubes were sticking out my trousers. FML

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By paula434 - 05/12/2009 22:19 - United States

Today, I gave a speech at a charity event in part to help with my shyness. Nobody told me I was standing on top of an air vent. It went on. My skirt flew up, revealing my underwear to 90 people. Nobody remembers the content of my speech. FML

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aback 4

Thursday 29 October 2009 19:20

Wear a kilt and bitch about being stared at. That's not the way to blend in.

danprev 0

Friday 30 October 2009 3:09

you guys are all stupid, there is a difference between a dress and a kilt, and only men wear kilts

Comments

nateo365 9

Thursday 23 May 2013 22:26

Dude. Wrong idea.

MoonRocks 5

Saturday 22 June 2013 1:28

Why was there no underwear exactly?

Franniee_ 17

Friday 23 August 2013 2:05

what happened to your underwear ? .-.

marleypuckpuck 22

Sunday 24 August 2014 16:29

rule #1, don't speak of your manhood

dragoongirl90 34

Saturday 10 October 2015 10:46

Dare to be different! A true rebel! I salute you!

FweakofCydonia 40

Sunday 27 December 2015 2:26

To everyone asking why he had no underwear: you're technically not supposed to wear them when you have a kilt! Or at least, that's what they always claim. It's not like people will look undernearth anyway. The wind screwed him over.

PuckYouToTheFace 24

Thursday 4 February 2016 6:49

You sir, are my hero!! ?

Tyrax 16

Thursday 25 August 2016 0:01

YDI for running your mouth. If you didn't want to be stared at, wear something to blend in. And for ****'s sake, wear underwear with a kilt!

Boomi 38

Saturday 12 November 2016 20:56

Dude, it's a kilt and you're Scottish. Yell that it's traditional and move on with your life. Who cares what other people think? Especially if they don't know the meaning behind it?