Miscellaneous: Today, I woke up to an unfamiliar male face right beside mine....

By Anonymous - 27/12/2009 03:09 - Canada

Today, I woke up to an unfamiliar male face right beside mine. I flipped out fell of my 4 foot raised bed and got a concussion. Who, you may ask, was in my bed? My Robert Pattinson pillowcase. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/01/2010 16:35 - United States

Today, I was lying in bed, staring at the ceiling with the lights off. It was 1AM and I'd just finished watching a scary movie so I was a little paranoid. I was about to fall asleep when an eerie light lit the room. I jumped, got tangled in the sheets, and hit my head against the bed frame. Where'd the light come from? Not a space ship. Not someone breaking in. It was my phone. FML

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By AylaMarie92 - 09/11/2021 13:59

Today, like every other day, I suffer from insomnia. On returning to the bedroom after a very late night shower to hopefully get some rest, I sat on my cat. I jumped up quickly and smacked my face against the cupboard. I then looked back to see if she was OK. I'd sat on my Squishmallow. FML

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caancoha 0

Sunday 27 December 2009 9:06

Oh, look. He's watching you sleep.

IMB916 0

Sunday 27 December 2009 9:16

YDI for having such bad taste in men.

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Alishmc 0

Sunday 2 May 2010 10:59

Shit, that'd scare me too. He's not pillow material. At all.

SuperEgo19 0

Monday 24 May 2010 20:04

First off, if you have a Robert Pattinson pillowcase, your a huuge loser, and secondly I hope it hurt.

xxlambertladyxx 0

Wednesday 16 June 2010 23:13

I have an Adam lambert pillow case:) but I hate rob. he's gross. Adams easier on the eyes. it's NICE to wake up and see HIM.

wiggz1990 0

Saturday 17 July 2010 22:24

if one more person posts an fml about Robert pattison am gonna ****** pile u up and blow u to pieces ,,,

DemonChild13 0

Friday 30 July 2010 13:12

You fail at life

kristykristyyetm 0

Thursday 5 August 2010 18:50

hahhaahhhahaha omg that's hilarious . your such a fail

allplayedout 20

Thursday 26 August 2010 10:10

I have never seen a more complete ydi. op is a creeper who doesn't remember the fact they are a creeper.

Sencilia 14

Tuesday 12 October 2010 7:06

YDI for having a Robert Pattison pillow!

BTBAMFan 0

Friday 15 October 2010 16:28

you deserve it for having that atrocity of a teenage angst marketing tool in your room

zman1422 3

Saturday 16 October 2010 8:44

we obviously see what this means.... Team Jacob!

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