By Anonymous - 03/01/2012 05:32 - United States

Today, I went on a first date with a guy I really like. He brought up that there was a person staring at us from a nearby table. That person was my mom. FML
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gazzdogs 5

My mum is a helicopter parent too. Always lurking about in the distance, I know how you feel :(

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THE_A_TEEN 27

Face it, your mum is a helicopter parent. What you should do to get rid of her is to either: 1) Get a Surface-to-Air missle turrent to take her down 2) Get a FIM-92 Stinger launcher and fire the missle at her 3) Throw food at her until she leaves Your choice on how to get rid of her, have fun. :)

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THE_A_TEEN 27

Well I never see YOU cracking some sort of joke, how about YOU tell us a joke and let's see who suck even more.

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LaughinStock 16

Hmmm well 43 the helicopter might have IR Flares sooo, choice 3 would be the best. Let's blind the pilot and see where it goes. :)

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yamomsvagina 1

You guys are faggots

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ladyLALAA 28

Who suck even more? Um, ok little one :)

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linkinpark98 23

That happened to me once, too. -_- FYL OP.

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pupigirl 7

wow and I felt like my mother was weird O.o

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starwind3438 9

The next time you go on a date, take her car key so she can't follow you.

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GoW_Chick 14

Well looks like it's time to go back to the costume shop OP's mom they saw right through your disguise

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perdix 29

It depends on your age. If you are under 18, she's just trying to protect you; but if she's over 18, she's trying to see if your date prefers MILFs.

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GoW_Chick 14

I read this a bunch and wouldn't the mom be over 18 if OP is already dating? I am not trying to ruin your joke I got confused, I love your comments.

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perdix 29

I'm sorry, too many "she's" for clarity. I meant that if the OP were an adult, the mom was trying to steal the date from her.

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mattorama 15

A 16 or 17 year old doesn't need to be "protected" on a date.

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perdix 29

That depends on their track record of responsibility. Also, if they have their own money to pay for abortions and STD meds.

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MGMTT 2

Can't believe there are mothers like that out there. Creepy! You need to have a serious conversation with her.

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hateevryone 14

you need to talk to her.

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grannygruber 6

Would you rather she got up and asked to join you?

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RedPillSucks 31

Have your date stare back and lick his lips seductively.

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