By SoccerBabe42 - 26/12/2011 12:11 - Canada

Today, I went on a blind date. All my date would talk about was how he was "really his own best friend." FML
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BIGBOY4rmAHM 19

Sometimes the best conversations you have are the ones with yourself.

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katsteak 0

Well you can hardly trust anyone now.

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flockz 19

i imagined him frolicking in a field of petunias running towards a blow up picture of himself with "I Just Had Sex" playing in the background. is that weird?

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weritomexican 7

Not at all, I can see this happening tooO.o

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Dracoboxer357 35

I'm sure #39 has no problem with you saying he's stunning, #46. How about you, #24? #39, he stunning or not? I give him a solid 7 outta 10. ;) lol! Okay sorry, lame! :) But can't we all be beautiful? ;)

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mango260 9

I can't say that word "flolicking" it sounds like fro-loc-king lols

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LullzKitteh 1

ur stunning too, 46. but not in the good way.

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omg_kristina 4

Eh. Not that big of an FML.

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22jrdn55 15

You rub his back, he sneezes then goes to bed.

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flockz 19

ya i don't see why he's your friend. you put a bag on his head, stick him in a dark cave, and make him do pushups until he throws up. sounds like a terrible friend to me.

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bitchesbecrazy2 4

OP: So I went out with this really awesome guy and we were having a great conversation but..... OP's friend: But what? OP: But his best friend kinda sounds like a real jackass

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ImaginaryFoe 0

I must've interpreted this differently from everyone else. I imagined they were set up by mutual friends and the OP's date was so unhappy with the hookup that he felt he could no longer trust his friend so he's really hus own best friend. Well, I'm sure you're all right and I had a bit too much nog. Ignore me, OP.

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DocBastard 38

Maybe he meant he was his own best friend until he got to know you better, and then you could take over the position? Shit the holidays are clouding my judgment.

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Enslaved 36

Is that from finally getting to eat your gingerbread house? Sugar rushes cloud my judgement, too. (:

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