Miscellaneous: Today, I was walking when a man pointed a camera at me. I got... - FML

By PicturePerfect - 02/03/2009 21:33 - Canada

Today, I was walking when a man pointed a camera at me. I got bitchy about it, and said "Did I say you could take a picture?" He replied with, "No, but can you get the fuck out of the way so I can take one of my wife and kids?" I turned around, and they were right behind me. FML

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NorfolkDude 2

Tuesday 3 March 2009 2:29

I agree. You need to unbitch yourself. Ready.... set... go.... However, I agree, you have to be a pretty big bitch to not realize people take pictures of their families all the time in public. It's damn near common sense that when you see someone with a camera, you move out the way.

Kyothine 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 2:00

Lol.

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Miss_Jazzalyn 4

Sunday 10 April 2011 11:44

I'm saying YDI as well for being so presumptuous.

1waytoolive 1

Sunday 17 April 2011 0:15

OP I sure hope you don't reproduce this world already has enough stuck up assholes that think everything is about them.

psullivan 0

Thursday 28 April 2011 23:01

Being diplomatic would be talking to them as normal mature humans and not blubbering idiots. Just sayin...

racheygurll 0

Friday 29 April 2011 2:50

o just be a bitch cuz you feel like it ? your the definition of assholes of America

stefman13 1

Friday 29 April 2011 6:02

that's what you get

brit4nyxbabii 0

Tuesday 3 May 2011 2:30

your fault for being a bitchh.

KathAdrian 0

Tuesday 3 May 2011 15:27

This is just too good. I believe "bitch" is the right word. Seriously, get over yourself.

pikapika94 0

Thursday 5 May 2011 0:19

****!!! no one wants you picture

Oli728 0

Sunday 8 May 2011 18:13

Girls these days.

lostinthelight 0

Tuesday 24 May 2011 6:54

Dayyyuuumm! You got served!

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