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By ChelseaAnn08 - 03/05/2009 17:43

Today, I was walking to class and stepped off the curb. As I stepped down, I slipped. It had been raining for the past 2 days so I figured I had stepped in mud. I looked at my shoe and saw it wasn't mud, so I looked behind me to see what I had stepped in. I stepped in dead squirrel. FML
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wellesleybanana 0

That is soooo disgusting. I once was walking barefoot and stepped on a slug and it went between my toes... but your story is so much worse. Did you throw away the shoes? I would. After vomiting.

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tick_tock 0

Poor squirrel =[

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mk1o3o 0

#2, you weren't first... and your comment was pretty fckin irrelevant... how is stepping off the curb a "stupid" thing?

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tick_tock 0

Poor squirrel =[

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alex_vik 0

My comment at #38 was supposed to say 'you', not 'ou'.

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Krunk 0

I was expecting this to turn out to be stepping into dog poop. I'm not exactly sure what's worse.

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idunnolawl 0

ew that reminds me of this...http://www.whycindywhy.com/?id=3647ntgmai3kaktyp4g79rgodlh6

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thejuggernaut09 1

overkill, anyone? http://www.whycindywhy.com/?id=zdf70nh8v4p458qi4zwyizio17xbc

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lmaowtf 0

i've tripped over a dead rabbit once just burn your shoes

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Rainbow_Monkey 0

How the **** do you not see a dead squirrel on the ground ahead of you? Don't you watch where you're going?

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Kirby4134 0

That happened to me once! No lie! I was younger, and my sister and I went swimming in our pool right after a hurricane (we live in Florida). At the bottom of the pool was what looked like a small pile of leaves through the water. I stepped on it and it was furry and squishy. *SHUDDER*. Poor squirrel is buried in our back yard. Oh the traumatic memories. Hahahahahahah. I feel your pain.

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ChelseaAnn08 0

51- I have no freaking clue. Haha. The only explanation I can come up with is that I was in a hurry and just 'scanned' the ground. Plus...my boyfriend stepped on it a few days later too. So, idk...maybe we are just oblivious to dead flattened squirrels? Lol.

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