Kids: Today, I was volunteering at a school. There's this really bratty... - FML

By ugly - 07/04/2009 23:34 - United States

Today, I was volunteering at a school. There's this really bratty boy there and he was being rude, so I joked, "How are you ever gonna get a girlfriend when you're so mean?" He responds, "I think the better question is how are you ever gonna get a boyfriend when you're so ugly." He's 7. FML

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heavyop 0

Wednesday 8 April 2009 9:56

Wow, I think he won that one

mychemro_kiss 2

Wednesday 8 April 2009 10:02

XD. He won. Hands DOWN. *pats back* Cookie?

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jon_cohen 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 8:03

if i was 7 i would probably say the same thing but im not so i would have to see ur face first then i would determine it

MattR 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 5:04

Hands down, he won. You just got owned by a 7 year old.

24788 6

Sunday 3 May 2009 10:56

Out smarted by a 7 year old. Lol, FYL.

exile529 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 0:47

hahaha, pwned.

daffyduck_fml 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 14:30

Vebel slap in the face

c3ns0r3dn4m3 0

Tuesday 9 June 2009 8:12

ROFL pwned ! #3 ! lol woo hoo lol

_W_T_F_ 0

Wednesday 17 June 2009 1:15

1 word: BURN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

iFruit 0

Sunday 16 August 2009 6:40

Dont mess with the little ones, they have evil magical powers!

MercenaryWubby 2

Monday 7 September 2009 9:40

The SINGLE funniest thing about that is how he goes "I think the better question is -" That's one smart ass 7 year old.

WhyworldWhy 0

Friday 25 September 2009 4:38

BURN!

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